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The Virgin Jack Walker The Chad Biggi Mombassa Drives FWD and AWD cars like the Has a booming, deep voice that will attract any nearby Stacies Gets heartbroken like a little bitch Subaru Impreza WRX STi or Honda Integra Type-R when he gets his ass handed to after losing in pink slip races Literal virgin-tier voice acting His crew name"Angel Westside" is fairly good despite the initials Looks like a hideous mix between Brendan Fraser and Fortnite's default skin "Jonesy" Drives RWD cars with s--- handling ike the Toyota Supra, which is very AWBN Possibly one of the manliest drivers in the game's roster Blatant sore loser Pretty skilled at driving cars prone to oversteer His surname is a piss-poor cash-in to the F&F actor Paul Walker (R.I.P.) One of the best drivers to Loses with grace, specially when coming with an inspirational quote after his defeat in pink slips Flexer-wannabe, as he brags about his cars being "superior" to other "poor" ones only to get decimated by someone in a cheaper yet competitive FWD car bet, specially when doing the Class 1 Sprint race spectator bet exploit where you'll get a shitton of money when betting on his Dodge Viper GTS His crew is called "Omega Tau" which doesn't make any sense His races can range from challenging to difficult, which requires precise caution and skill A huge laughing stock that makes T.K. look a million times more skilled Actual well-respected street racer than him Massive tryhard Very charismatic mमव

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Virgin Jack Walker v. Chad Biggi Mombassa


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, juiced, xbox, ps2, virgin walk, chad stride, jack walker, paul walker, brian o'connor, biggi mombassa, street racing, video games

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