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The Virgin Agricultralist THE CHAD PASTORALIST Teaches his superior technology and culture to Finno-Ugrics and Altaics out of genuine good will - he has nothing to fear s the supreme cuckold - killed or enslaved by foreign invaders and his women taken for breeding Also gives away s----- frozen wastelands to said Finno-Ugrics and Altaics to give them a sense of accomplishment, while retaining the best lands for himself and his kin Warm eyes that are too friendly and welcoming Cold eyes that strike fear into swarthy manlets Ideal high calorie diet consisting purely of meat and dairy carries food around with him for protein boosts during battle Matriarchal society, too weak and feminised to run society like a man Paternal line is extincted as a result, Patriarchal society, is the maker of his own destiny the same can be said for most of his farming brethren Basically a baby in adult form, literally worships an "Earth Mother" Worships the Sky Father who brings him victory in battle Formed the ruling class of literally every ancient civilisation Poor posture from planting crops Pathetically small jaw caused by a grain-based diet Conquered peoples see him as a god due to his fair skin Weak body in general due to a poor and limited agricultural diet MER! Kills or enslaves foreigners and takes their women for breeding Powerful, masculine jaw retained through a Dark skin darkened further by spending all day tending to the field Copies bronze metallugry from the farmers, but utilises it effectively by revolutionising military technology and combat meat-based diet Turned the entirety of the Caucasus Mountains into his personal c------ Buried in a communal grave where he becomes indistinguishable from his compatriots - probably isn't buried with any grave goods either Poorly made, drab clothing this is the extent of his personal belongings Strong body conditioned to the harsh nature of the steppe Paternal line is dominant over half of Eurasia and the First to develop Bronze, but decides to make foil instead of anything useful Unironically thinks that Pacifistic Proto-Communism is a good idea with hordes of marauding warlike steppe nomads sitting on the border New World, a sign of his virility and power Well crafted and unique clothing emphasises his status and individuality Buried in an individual grave with a burial mound and a wealth of grave goods - he and his achievements will be remembered forever First to develop writing too, but no one remembers him for it Insists that True Gynocentrism has never been tried Understands the importance of hierarchy and private property rights Has his own horse and chariot for fast His greatest achievement is beating primitive hunter-gatherers Is tied to the land so can't leave his home travel and military domination village, not that he would get very far anyway since he doesn't own a horse His greatest achievement is spreading his culture, language and genes over most of Eurasia and his descendants will continue the Spending so much time around horses has caused him to develop a horsecock for himself process by spreading them to the New World

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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