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Puts both hands to use The Chad. Jackal Same height as humans Ambidextrous, can use his left hand weapons with The Virgin Grunt 3 foot tall manlet Knows how to overcharge his plasma pistol, normally does it just Runs away like a little bitch whenever he can to piss people off Brightly colored armor makes him stand out Has more respect than the grunts Fights with fear in his eyes Needs a giant-ass backpack to keep breathing, makes him easier to hit Only retreats when absolutely necessary Can't even breathe oxygen, needs a gasmask to be able to survive Always fights with confidence and determination Has a sniper rifle that can kill the UNSC's best soldier in only one shot Has a big-ass shield to avoid getting hit Speaks english, which gives away tactical information Never misses a shot Can run a mile a minute thanks to swole legs Not extinct only due to mass breeding Willing to put himself up front in combat to cover his teammates Superiors don't respect him enough to give him full armor Only in it for the money, doesn't give a f--- about The Great Journey Speaks his own language Has s----tier HP, usually dies in one shot Space pirates who raid and pillage as a hobby S----- plasma pistol that he doesn't know Doesn't need strength in numbers to be effective how to overcharge Can f--- people up really f------ good So f------ powerful that Bungie themselves had to nerf him in every game after Halo 2 stubby legs that barely work Needed to stage a rebellion just to get more weapons

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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Puts both hands to use The Chad. Jackal Same height as humans Ambidextrous, can use his left hand weapons with The Virgin Grunt 3 foot tall manlet Knows how to overcharge his plasma pistol, normally does it just Runs away like a little bitch whenever he can to piss people off Brightly colored armor makes him stand out Has more respect than the grunts Fights with fear in his eyes Needs a giant-ass backpack to keep breathing, makes him easier to hit Only retreats when absolutely necessary Can't even breathe oxygen, needs a gasmask to be able to survive Always fights with confidence and determination Has a sniper rifle that can kill the UNSC's best soldier in only one shot Has a big-ass shield to avoid getting hit Speaks english, which gives away tactical information Never misses a shot Can run a mile a minute thanks to swole legs Not extinct only due to mass breeding Willing to put himself up front in combat to cover his teammates Superiors don't respect him enough to give him full armor Only in it for the money, doesn't give a f--- about The Great Journey Speaks his own language Has s----tier HP, usually dies in one shot Space pirates who raid and pillage as a hobby S----- plasma pistol that he doesn't know Doesn't need strength in numbers to be effective how to overcharge Can f--- people up really f------ good So f------ powerful that Bungie themselves had to nerf him in every game after Halo 2 stubby legs that barely work Needed to stage a rebellion just to get more weapons

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