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THE CHAD LITHUANIAN the virgin "crusader" executes any foreigner who dares the cross the border ready to die and go to dausos anytime, does not know what fear is believes all men are created equal balding knows every corner of baltic lands by heart has attained superhuman strength by slaying wood bisons complete coward is afraid of bees went crusasing because he thinks he will be calls lithuania an empire, does not give a f--- what the "civilized" west calls it respected, but nobody cares about him worships some weak desert people god can drink 100 pints of beer without feeling anything christcucks cower in fear when they hear his footsteps that you can hear 100 kilometers away burns 420 churches everyday has no respect for semitic "god followers only alive because of baltic men considering him a woman passive homosexual desired by all women of the world, but stays loyal to his five wifes thinks he looks cool thinks god loves him because blessed by laima and perkünas, never had a shameful moment in his entire life wearing bathrobes to battle he plunders a noble land has support from all over europe, listens to boring church music won the 1269 world basketball ate cepelinai before potatoes were delivered to europe championship single-handedly cannot defeat some swamp people

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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