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CHAD JONATHAN JOESTAR VIRGIN JOTARO KUJO -uses his fists and hamon power to fight undead, and prevent his evil vampire brother from over taking the world -has a beautiful mane that he is not afraid to show -has a punching ghost that does most of the things instead of him, while he's just standing there with a rock -has an ugly-ass hair that he hides with a hairy hat face -poses like a -beats the s--- out of a newborn -points with a finger instead of posing magnificent greek vampire without hamon -never fought a vampire before statue -defeated a weak 100 years old vampire with as powerful stand as his Star Platinum because of a plot twist -is being himself -nearly kills one of the most powerful vampire without any plot twists. -hides his personality with "I'm badass guy" look -continued f------, even after his own death -f----- once -protected a girl who he never knew from bullies, even tho he knew he would lose, -screams at girls who he studies with -calls his mother a bitch as a kid -respectful to his mother, even so he would look cool. tho she died before he even -became an archeologist, because dinosaur bones are epic knew her -has a virgin dad who stayed virgin even after f------ with his mother -became marin biologist to spend more time with dolphins, and less time with his family -has an amazing dad who cares for him and that's the reason why he is so strict towards him. he wanted JoJo to become a jentleman, and succeded

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Virgin Jotaro Kujo v. Chad Jonathan Joestar


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, jojo, jojo's bizarre adventure, jotaro kujo, jonathan joestar, jojokes, virgin walk, chad stride

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