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"The Virgin Shota" ncapable of functioning like a normal human being THE CHAD FAT OLD MAN in the presence of a woman; stutters harder than a jackhammer sheer manliness forces women on their knees without any physical contact Microdick can barely make desperately horny ovulating women orgasm after several sessions face turns redder than a red star if an older girl so much as smiles in his general direction doesn't have a face, reflects the ecstasy and despair of his victims on it to solidify his infamy has the persuasion skills of Alexander The Great and grigori rasputin easily wrangled around like a sex-slave unconsciously accepts it not even aware of the exist ence of the word "illegal" his daughters and other people's daughters are at his beck and call skinny and frail; has little confidence in his masculinity innocent enough to be illegal but nobody really cares has a harem worthy of an edo-period shogun has taken wives of countless men and makes them like it used as an avatar of projection for manchildren whose mental age hasn't gotten the memo yet easily bullied by his sister(s); might as well have a bullseye sign hanging his appearance is as fearfully expected as Gojira's by his neck alpha enough to show up unannounced in doujins that don't have the lord-forsaken tag of hellish strongfat build, subdues the tsun-nest of women with his d--- alone woman he likes has to resort toa round of pity sex so he'll get over it only gets laid with lonely widows and his own single mother, can't compete with other men terror which shall not be named bald from too much testosterone, gives no 14 inch d--- that can make sexless prudes c-- 3 times per thrust f---- forgets his childhood friend's promise to get married easily convinced that being r---- is a demonstration of love (through r---) teaches his victims the meaning of the term "c-- buckets" with first-hand examples too beta to be in charge needs a big girl to take the reins for him c--- with the volume and force of a fire hydrant smells of pure testosterone, d--- cheese, and women's vaginal fluids may even recognize r----- as his second mother so indecisive that he wouldn't know which foot to start with if he wanted to run away was born from an explosion brighter than the sun to conquer the world of hentai, killed tens of thousands in the process; possibly repopulated the land all by himself wipes girls' morals and makes them believe that NTR was their destiny all along with his telepathic d--- extremely self-concious about his girly, stylized hair babyfaced; can easily be mistaken for a girl if forced to crossdress the younger the victim, the stronger the dicking

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Virgin Shota vs. Chad Fat old Man


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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