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The Virgin Chronicles Belmont THE CHAD ULTIMATE SIMON Ginger Subhuman Filth A---- Master Race Dead eyes _ Forehead covered with bangs Amazingly sharp cheekbones Determined Eyes Metalli Headband Metal forearm wrist gauntlets. Has the build of a gay orn star What cheekbones? Has the build of a warrior Dresses like a washed up 80's glam rock star Dresses like a barbarian hero. Base whip is metal with a flail at the end. Effeminite fingerless gloves You can't even see his sword from this angle Unnecessary long sword, so original, not. Base whip is a simple BDSM like whip made of leather _ Ready for battle pose Gay Pride March pose. Manly hunting boots. ay high heel boots.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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The Virgin Critic vs The Chad Nerd by CineArma

The Virgin Critic The Chad Nerd has any encyclopedic knowledge of classic horror and practical effects in film Still has a full head of hair is bald has a first year college film major's understading of film yet claims to be an authority Only employs one close friend to run the channel whos reputation is so good he can show off his 10 inch c--- and get away with it needs a staff of poorly treated creators to make content for him Needs to use a prop gun to feel more masculine has a pocket protector to protect pens that he never uses, keeping them in pristine condition praises SJW shilled dumpster fires like the 2016 Ghostbusters refuses to watch SJW garbage like 2016 Ghostbusters and won't budge in the face of public pressure has no children has 2 beautiful daughters has never made a movie Doesn't even own the rights to his flagship character Has actually made a feature length movie along with many shorts Owns the rights to his own f------ flagship character

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The virgin Mickey vs the chad Bugs

The Virgin Mickey The Chad Bugs Never played a sport with a star in his life Doesnt want to own Everything Literally fought the J--- in WW2 Made his "friend" donald fight in the war proving he is a p---- Represents the company that is trying to own everything Has no known catchphrase Has played basketball with Michael Jordan Has a well loved and recognizalbe catchphrase Wears bright red pants to catch the attention of autistic nchildren and actual children Does not need to wear pants Has no need to wear shoes either has been dating minnie for nearly one hundred years still not marries Could date lola does not need to proving he is an alpha

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Video game consoles and legacy content

Nintendo Virgin Console third-parties have to re-release their games for him XBOX ONE BACKWARDS CHADATIBILITY "paying for something you already have on your shelf?" takes down RONM sites out of insecurity Just put the disc in, dude makes you pay $5 for a game released 30 years ago, less than 500 kilobytes selective memory: only 5% of its legacy library gets re released and it's usually the same 10 games both digital and physical low-accuracy emulation only 100% functional og xbox and 360 emulator on the world expects people to pay a monthly subscription to play 20 hyper-common NES games (now with online multiplayer!) "you have this game on wiiu already and want it on your 3DS for free?" PPFFFTT That's another $5, Sir online included + cross-play between 360 and One not only emulates the games perfectly but also adds some visual improvements without the need of re- releasing them as "remasters" (xbox one x) steals ROMs from illegal sites and sells them back to you 536 titles and counting NEO-GEO, his only friend Sony PlayStation NoWizard you have to pay a monthly subscription to play games you already own via streaming (input lag and video compression granted) "want some PSX games on your PS4?" PPFFFTT Sorry, kiddo. You can still buy them for these three dead consoles offers some PS2 games to buy and own, not as many as in the PS3, but at least at "FullHD" (with many techinical issues) you can play on pc, although most of the ps3 games available are already on pc, and bloodborne is not on the list so who cares (and if it did, it would still be streaming) "backwards compatibilty is comming next week! I swear!"

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Virgin vs Chad hunter by No.391980015

Helmet has cool a humongous homs and crystal that leaks viruses A smooth, round helmet whose SA RANK HUNTER Huge blocky Constantly worries about others and is now a side character in his own series Regardless of emotion, wil not hesitate to carry out his mission and is the main character of 2 series shoulder guard has his insignia on it, also has a light saber -A couple of air vents, is probably bald Plain round shoulder matches his body that Has to constanty upgrade himself to keep up Long, flowing hair protruding from the back of the helmet Does not have a light saber No love interests and a buster that constantly questions his suffering. Said buster also has to get Doesn't need any enhancements Perfect as he is, glass t--- included to become as good as the Bonus: Needs weapon energy for all weapons aside from his defaut Did not get a Battle Network counterpart Gets weakened by viruses Can only die once and becomes wears a dress as a ghost Has 4 chidren Has a muted color scheme Is trash in the one fighting game he's in Has three love interests and a buster that is so powerful, it broke his sixth game Inl Wears a pair of "superhero briefs" Forgoes any subtlety and just wears a diaper MANDATORY Leans skils from bosses that are seamlessly integrated into his primary weapon, said skils usualy do not rely on weapon energy Has a Battle Network counterpant Gets stronger from viruses Has died multple times and has atways come back can hide and repair himsell at the same time s not burdened by any chldren Has a painfully bright color scheme akin to Ronald McDonald Title is the B Class Hunter vs the SA Class Hunter Appears in multple fighting games and is always top tier Cannot double jump and needs to be upgraded to do anything remotely cool Has spiked knee guards and can double jump

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virgen dumb thing CHAD COOL THING is very ugly is cool ew really handsome is stupid and dumb can beet up dum thing is very gay weak willed dum dum Noice COOL everyone like walks like dummy i dont like it walks like cool boy has the big sekse erryday

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The Virgin Blazkowicz vs. THE ETERNAL CHAD

The Virgin Blazkowicz -shoulder cannon is a flamethrower basically the f------ predator father is a generic racist and grenade launcher entire body is crippled, needs exosuit EVERYONE is scared of him even humans -chooses to wear armor that is an extension of his abilities, can fight ass naked if needed to communism is great ecks dee legends are written about how dangerous and lethal he is all of his friends are assholes except for his expecting girlfriend -even satan pisses himself -has to fight nazis for american freedomT absolutely f------ ripped at the thought of him has a hell energy swor has like 20 weapons on him -only the nazis are scared of him fights the forces of hell for the entire human race has to be political due to current social climate -people give him no credit whatsoever all at once -has only like 7 weapons in total variety of mods for his weapons -has to sprint to run -grapple hook that latches onto demon:s would be perfect as the pope travelled across the universe across dimensions his running speed IS his walking speed people worship and bow to hinm

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The virgin demon vs Space marine chad

The Virgin Demon Space Marine Chad Believes earth is the melting pot of the universe Listens to Heavy Metal Prefers to be called "Mortally Challenged" Literally too angry to die Easily glory killed Uniform is neat Wants open portals and pressed Unstoppable killing machine Decaying clothe makes it look weak Takes on the forces of hell himself

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The Virgin Youtubers vs The Chad Streamer by TheHallucinati

The Virgin Youtubers The Chad Streamer Any change in belief happens privately and subtly Changes his beliefs LIVE when presented with new evidence Gets skeptic channels taken down when they violate the DMCA in bad faith screams into the void, just hoping that their words might have an impact Responds to interlocutors with videos, dont even know if they watched it Outs racists in his industry seriously damaging their reputations and careers Asks interlocutors questions to figure out what they really believe Cater content to SJW audiences avoid topics that might offend them Hide real beliefs behind jokes, narratives, and response content Audience knows exactly what he believes on every issue s----talks his audience constantly ignores messages they pay money for him to read apologizes to audience for hanging out with skeptics Keeps head down on twitter posts occasional snarky joke or uncontroversial opinion Causes twitter shitstorms on a weeklly basis refuses to stop talking to race realists and nazis Lose debates to skeptics skeptics are so scared of him that they dodge scheduled debates Sues people who defame him Keeps life so private that there's nothing to defame them or make rumors with Words only reach an insular audience who is already familiar with internet feminsim Reaches the typically apolitical twitch audience Has at least 40 unfounded rumors floating around about him at all times

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The Virginnawoods vs the Chad Stalker.

the virgin innawoods brings no less than 15 people with him, loves the social interaction brings no food, only hunts, animals are honored to die by his hand wears basic bitch cam like flecktarn or M81 wants to blend in believes in skinwalkers skinwalkers are afraid of him only owns a GP WASR with canted sights and no bayonet lug only carries 1 gun, doesn't even shoot it much because he's afraid of recoil has never seen camo before in his life goes alone, has no friends interested in going innawoods brought a tent brings only the most powerful and expensive guns and shoots them as often as physically possible makes no attempt at stealth. stomps through the woods as loudly as possible walks quietly to avoid detection the chad talker doesnt even need boots just wears clogs wears sneakers, doesn't even own a pair of boots

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Virgin Daughter vs Chad Son

Gender Studies Daughter Computer Son Naturally Loathes Mayo Women and Gender Studies is not good for the Mayo economy good fortheAlwaGooD his mayo SHIRT Is helping the Mayo economy with his computers Always eats BoY This is whats wrong with millennials Macaroni Salad for days

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