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Insulted by his grandpa, who called him lesser than stupid by saying "morty waves" instead of "stupid waves" "The virgin Title-sharer" "The Chad Lone Title-er CAN control his hormones at age 14 Homeschooled OMEN Gets abused almost every episode Eyes always inside face NO LOOD-RE Eyes always outside of face life by 0 Does not masturbate Socially popular friends with everyone, from enemies to weird people alcoholic and drug addicted grandpa akes Cant control his hormones at age 14 Half-alien Cant post it on /co/ till Dec 3-CheesDodo#0832 Meme meant for /co/ donutsteel | Discord ^ Would be failing at school if not Stutters for brainwashing his teacher Servant to the president Probably has Fetal alcohol syndrome of sympath Cries becau someone or something Half light-based bein Half Human hybrid Made people who were taken as bad people" his friends over 3 times Masturbates and Is his mom doesnt lock his door Crush ignores him for the glorious BBC Chad, Brad Unwanted memories are removed whenever he is b Friend with the town mayor eing too annoying Cute chubby-ness >w No soy un robot Son to a presumed War-criminal and an Attempted RockStar who eventually did make over 1M usd from his music reCAPTCHA Accepts his mother's crimes and almost pays for them if not for lack of evidence of his mother Pilot episode nasty af Son to one of the worst Seleccionar archivo marriages in his universe Sister abuses him physically and emotionally actually comitting the crimes memories and overcomes them Government does not know about his activities or ldentity other than name, age and birthp Error: Ban evasion. Your original ban was for violating Global 1 - Violating US Law, and expires on December 3rd, 2017 at 07:51 ET Cries because of fear or pressure Doesnt mess with time paradoxes Messes with Time paradoxes is only pet left him cause they castrated him N---- REVIVED A DEAD MAN BY CRYING ON HIM AND MAKING HIM HIS SERVANT ZOMBIE WHO HE CAN USE AS A PORTAL TO HIS LION AND VISCEVERSA Literally a regular human with no special abilities Only goes outside of earth when necessary His identity and activities are known to the Cool shield like captain america and bubble shield tricks Big muscle mass and exagerated strength as indicated by both his Human and Terraluxian blood government Doesnt know he is an accomplice to the universe's most wanted criminal, wouldnt do anything if he even knevw Pilot Episode was a joke Cool as f--- giant Pet Lion he can use as a possibly infinite storage room but-not-gay-pink t r---- by an expired Thin af, will probably have the same build as his father or grandpa, no muscle mass Mother was inhumanely strong and tall Father is of a endomorphic body-type jellybean in a public restroom

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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