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The Virgin The Chad Issues Voter Low Information Voter Gets his news from YouTube and Reddit Content with life, doesn't care about the world's problems Votes for whoever he thinks will win, hasn't guessed wrong since 1968 Wastes his life caring about problems that will never be addressed Will cry for days if his candidate doesn't win Thinks participating in liberal democracy will change anything Spends all of his time reading polling and political analysis Loves his country, votes out of a sense of duty and patriotism Gets his news from legacy media funded by the world's top corporations Hates his country, still votes in its elections anyway Politics doesn't even cross his mind MANN/ outside of the voting Voted Ballot gets uncounted and BIDE booth Wingcuckery has immediately thrown out Ballot gets counted 5 times over Always makes it back home in time for the big game cost him whole friendships Wastes vote on far left candidate who Gerrymandered district makes him wait in line for hours won't win or far right candidate who won't win Gets chauffeured to the front of the voting line by his church group Doesnt even know what a political spectrum is MED ALL

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The Virgin Issues Voter vs. The Chad Low Information Voter


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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