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The virgin "being sick" Hopes that he goes into shock so a nurse can Drinks chicken soup and tells himself that he's Even the bacteria inside his body are reproducing more than he is give him mouth to mouth getting mad amounts of protein to build muscle Lies in bed because he's too sick to be on the Pays hundreds of dollars just to sit in bed for a few days, could easily recover without any rest move Thinks he's dying just because he has a runny No one comes to visit him because he has no friends nose The Chad "EPIDEMIC" Refuses to stay still, es- capes quarantine to infect as many people as possible through physical contact Projectile vomits into the air just to do splash damage to anyone near him PLAZA HO TEL CHANDLER QUARANTINE Is infected with deadly virus that causing immune system shutdown and bleeding from orfices. Will 100% be dead in a few hours, Covered in boils filled with delicious, juicy pus. BUGI People refuse to be near him, he touches and infects them anyway. The goverment has to waste massive amounts of resources to contain him as to prevent spread of the virus Will eventually infect every woman in Los Angeles, thereby having been inside millions of women like a true Chad.

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The Virgin "being sick" v. THE CHAD EPIDEMIC


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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Uploaded Mar 09, 2020 at 07:27PM EDT

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