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VIRGIN NUCLEUS CHAD looks like a bowl of mom's spoiled spaghetti and vomit VIRUS best friends with chad cancer cells ugly burdened with useless genes perfect mobile nucleus 13% of him are leftovers from always five steps ahead like the cellular chad's previous conquests packs only the most necessary genes and has the virgin do the rest of the job for him chess grandmaster he is "okay it's time to kill myself" his existence relies has never heard of on bacteria cucks metabolism too handsome to kill himselfe receptors literally look like chess pieces waits for leukocyte pigs to rescue it yet they never come (chad already killed them) other cells dont respect him and will kill him OUCH! to save their own checkmate lives always invades with his bros literally built for chad's big gp41 spikes beautiful geometric shape that jewess scientists alI love thinks metabolism always finds, uh, a way makes him special protists laugh at him will annihilate your leukocyte popos with the perfect kryptonite of a gene if needed selfdestructs your s--- ATP ATP hacks virgin's infrastructure to get what he wants ATP like mission impossible ATP

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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