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The Virgin Auburn Eyes The Chad Pig The Pug Incredible cover art Sequels aren't even out yet. 32 Pages, can be read before bedtime. PIG PUG the 298 Pages, takes multiple hours to finish. Aburst Eges that belongs in the MR Sistine Chapel. Boring cover, flowers can't read. Took a year and a half to write. Beloved by children and adults alike. Relatable subject matter, everyone loves funny dogs. Characters have too Author is clinically depressed. Is about a Pug named Pig. many traits and flaws. Author has a net worth of 5 million. Aaron Blabey Has sold less Makes some people cry. Has sold millions than 30 copies. of copies. Confusing title, eyes aren't auburn. Is about depression and self-harm, too serious for bedtime. Simple and straightforward title. Part of a 6 book series with more on the way.

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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