Valentine's Day v. MARDI GRAS | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Virgin Valentine's Day vs. The Chad Mardi Gras Basically a marketing gimmick Get to dress up however you want Strong, dominant colors of dark purple, gold, and Pastel pink color scheme green License to party granted by the Pope Makes all relationship issues Guilt-trips people into buying overpriced flowers worse The whole point is great food MARDI GRAS Conceal your identity if you want Always cold and miserable, so you can't go anywhere fun outside Actually fun Cue the annoying couples on social media Beads and masks Still the same idea Can be celebrated with as many or as few other people as you want Disgusting chalky candy hearts as the religious holiday Amatonormative Dancing, parades, and loud music Nothing to do with St. Valentine Single people have to stay at home feeling sad The only good part is the chocolate sale when it's over Variable weather No drama, Lent is coming, but we're never sad asserts its dominance over going to party hard for as long as we can activities

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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