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Bullets turn away in fear when aimed at him. Stench is so foul that being a mile near him causes Super Type V AIDSBolacerbetes, while being a foot near him results in instant death with a trip to hell, this can affect GAD too. The only existing things that can at least tolerate His splitted spine looks like an iron sight. For some reason, his neck is spitting in two to hold his head by his eyes. this smell are the hundreds of microdemons made to accompany him. THE OMEGA WIZARD His extremely frail bones make him easily decapitatable, people WOULD defeat him if it wasn't for the rancid odor. Has stuffed things so huge in his mouth that his cheeks became flaps that hung so low that they evolved to be a spider's mouth. Not just his hands, but his entire ARMS are so messed up that have fingers and weird growths that take the shape of bad wannabe-part-of-the- lore characters. Infact, he's the CREATOR of all these s----- characters! Neck is so crooked that it pierced through his chest a la Babirusa. So complex that it can't even be made into OC. Was created by Gizzard several centuries ago, even HE fears this thing. Immortal with the same reasoning as the Grand Wizard. His headphones are provided by his walkers, after they serve the Omega Wizard for long enough, they start to connect to it and grow meat headphones a la Wraith, and they connect to his closed eardrums. Legs devolved after 4 decades of existing, moves around by crushing people and letting them try and crawl out, only pulling him foward. Penis never existed in the first place. .does this thing even have a gender? Dozens of Wizards donated their intestines so this thing can y'know, EAT.

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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