Virgin Infected v. CHAD HAZMAT | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

The Virgin "Too Afraid to The Chad Hazmat before it's Socially Acceptable Puts his own survival Wear a Mask in Public" Understands the virus transmits. Knows about virus, but social pressure keeps him from taking precautions ahead of all else asymptomatically before numbers explode in his area, takes appropriate precautions "I don't want to seem weird" Social pressure has no effect Doesn't give a f--- what Afraid to stand out others think Spends tons of money on masks, only to not More concerned with Knows that once there are cases in his area, it will already be too late because of incubation period wear them until embarrassment than Will be the only one protected as virus is spreading cases confirmed in his own survival his area Doesn't want to So based that he knows Will Catch the virus appear racist or rude, sits next Boss asks him what he's anyways from asymptomatic carriers people will realize he was right later on doing, starts quoting to person having statistics like a boss a coughing fit Seen as weird now, but will be the only one with healthy lungs post-pandemic "Where's your suit, bro?" Bland clothes to blend in Dies with unused stockpile of respirators he was too squeamish to use Virus fears him Bright yellow suit commands attention

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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