Virgin Pro Controller VS Chad Joycons | Virgin vs. Chad | Know Your Meme

Plays like any other generic console gamer. Pretends to care about gyro Can tilt, mash, shake, crank, use as a remote, and all kinds of other s---. An adaptive monster Immersed from outside movement and The Virgin Pro Controller / "THE CHAD JOYCONS" Head craned forward at the TV as it's the only way to be immersed actions he makes Billions of friends/co- workers to hang out with Makes more people interested in gamingn Looks below parallel Local play for days Throws the controller at the TV in rage Only plays online multiplayer God wriststraps prevent any accidents Has no friends for any reason to get more controllers from happening Billions of First-Party colours and combinations Considers people he met online has "friends" Back slouched from mostly playing docked Spent $280 just to get four controllers that he can use Arms constantly waggling in confident, unpredictable ways for other virgin Pro Controllers Stiff, straight arms Intentionally slaps and batters everyone with OUCH Will play the s--- out of Smash with the bad boys Little arm movement Struggles to find comfortable hand Joycons Quickly snaps in two when making large quick movements form Hands always prepared to slide the Joycons off the switch and give it to a friend Immediately cramps upon holding small Back is so straight from playing outside of his house all the time in Handheld and Tabletop objects Will abandon for a Gamecube controller Zero good First-Party colours $70 to get all he needs Carries the f--- out of the Joycons in his pockets when Smash arrives Has to carry a bag just to take the f------ with him Hogs the good controller to himself, and make his non-existent friends use the crappy Joycons Makes everyone use single Joycon to be a true bro and equal Excited to have another game to play locally, dedicated to Chads like him Pro 1 Will never have a Switch commericial experience Switch commericials are based on HIS experiences Seethes at Super Mario Party Infinite Joy-

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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