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Virgin Globe Earther Chad Flat Earther Has never seen the Earth in its entirety, only compite satellite images provided by the government Questions the legitamacy of round celestial objects Questions everything, takes nothing as immediate fact Over a decade of public schooling, doesn't question anything, accepts all teachings as undeniable fact government funded schooling "NASA is multi-billion dollar tax siphen created by the government" Trust NASA "Moon landing was real" "Moon landing was hoaxed as a social expirenment to see the effects of mass perception fraud Government sponsored "intellectual" "ISS livestreams clearly show the Earth is round Independent research Has never had an unoriginal thought Earth is vastly larger than we know Confined to a spherical lifestyle Every lens used in satellite videos is fish eyed, giving the Earth a false curve" Neil Degrasse Tyson, Bill Nye Has never had an original thought "Antartica is a vast land full of mystery and exploration" knows its restricted by the U.N. "Got to go home and watch the new Cosmos and Rick & Morty" Hates horizontal pointed telescopes Earth expansion theory Pushes for global singularity because he's been taught Earth is a ball and singularity is inevitable U.N. logo is of flat Earth "There's no reason to go to Antartica, its just an artic desert" Believes self-sustaining sovereignty is possible for every individual according to flat Earth model "Globalist"

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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