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CHAD RAIDER UNDERWORLD RLSE T VIRGIN RADER same lara croft as before but is even better and can cope up within her croft manor team didn't actually need a film adaptation lara croft but portrayed as some generic female protaganist in any media of today. spawned a film reboot that pretty much nobody saw gets emotional but also pretty damn snarky.. ...she doesn't mind easily cries every time "brave strong" writing done correctly generic "brave strong" writing that actually easily gets betrayed uses an arrow for defense doesn't mind cucking out demigods can use any weapon of choice a more generic clone of john rambo and a s------- franchise known as the hunger games a more badass approach to indiana jones, james bond and x-men's logan uncharted but more boring better than uncharted 1 or 2 gets depressed about the death of her father during a shipwreck while being reminded about the death of her mother, still doesn't bother her as much too serious all the time can crack-up one-liners prior to her adventure

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Rise of the Virgin Raider v. Chad Raider Underworld


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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