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the virgin pagan THE CHAD KNIGHT prays for the rosary before battle two-handed sword covers his entire face out of shame and cowardice extremely humble> will be made a noble based on merit alone rides into battle under the banner of the LORD no chin whatsoever jawline as wears some stupid cape intimidating as his blade scribbled some blue lines on his chest to try and look cool prays for his enemies before battle takes great care of his horse tried to cast some spells against his enemies before battle, but still isn't confident he'll see victory lots of chainmail no protection for his body cut down with ease received the eucharist before battle, knows if he dies he'll be saved worships made-up sodomites relies on a shield really short sword goes to confession shield breaks after holding against one single swing wears a SKIRT always sees failure, except against other pagans and villagers understands that shields are for losers very pale, spends most of his time in the hut combat doesn't even really know what happens when he dies many children posture has the shield of the LORD, why would he need an actual useless hunk of metal or wood to protect him? kind of expects to have to fight for eternity or something?

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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