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Does not leave his house without three (3) Anti Has no qualms about blasting Red Army Choir music until everyone's eardrums are purged of globalisnm The Virgin Marxist The Chad azbonist/Gliobalst/ime erialist flags Lowkey insecure about his understanding of "Anti-idpol" because he is too autistic to empathize with minorities Has no time for reading revisionists like Marx Secrety dreams of earning normies' respect and acceptance by becoming the new Lenin as never participated in protests or parties Reads Marx unironically Former Democrat Nominally "anti capitalist", but too unprincipled to abstain from buying an iPhone. Went through much trouble to get a phone shipped from the Nazbol Republic of China Reads nothing but Dugin and Limonov; has memorized a good chunk of Limonov's erotic novels Too awkward to be taken seriously; is very self-conscious about this and refuses to engage in political discourse Boots yellow from the blood of libertarian snakes Has North Korean partner who is well- versed in the writings of Assad and Kim II-Sung MADE BY NAZBOL GANG

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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communism, nazbol, national bolshevism, marxism, north korean, soviet union, anti imperialism

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