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Most like bald or balding The Virgin Lowes Employee" he Chad Home Depot Associate" Basking in confidence, knows every SKU and where to find it Stares at customers until they get uncomfortable Avoids eye contact with customers Lacking confidence, doesn't know where half the items in the store are Wears a s----- vest Doesn't like to wear gloves, complains his job is harder with them on Wears gloves because he likes to stay InFocus every day Forced to wear ieans in the middle of summer Wears a bitching apron, can hold everything in his pouches Relies on his phone to help customers Wears a short sleeve shirt to show off massive biceps from lifting freight Walks slowly everywhere in the store, can't even use lift equipement Has a massive d--- that he uses to plow Lowes' employees' wives with Can use every piece of equipment in the store, chooses to pick up pallets with hands instead Gets to wear shorts during the summer, shows off massive calves and makes everyone wet Can walk at the speed of light, always gets to customers on time

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Home Depot VS Lowes


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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