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THE VIRGIN WITCH HUNTER Rolls Greens after a full loot Nightmare Only uses melee to Scavenge for Repeater Handgun ammo Doesn't know you can block while reviving Better shot than the QoL bots Can defend both wells blindfolded Unlocked "Trials of the Foolhardy" alone Always dies with the Grim Sigmar laughs at his ineptitude Never found a hat and never will Goes for Blues on the Q&C board Agroes Strmvermin patrols for fun Can beat Cousin Okri in a Tavern Braw Walks around everywhere Picks up the second Grim when he's a hit from death holding block up, still Takes the speed potions to better run away from danger gets his ass kicked Uses Whites on Cata so he's actually challenged Can only complete "Black Powder" after wasting 20 barrels Overseen through the End Times by Sigmar himself Uses the warding trinkets to mitigate damage wherever possible Thinks "Man the Ramparts Only uses trinkets that maximize bodycount Only takes the damage potions is efficient for loot farming Cries when the Elf Puts "Safety in Numbers" on his weapons, just pisses Kerillian respects him Krench surrenders through sheer intimidation makes fun of him everyone off Never blocks. It's for p------ Votekicked from his own lobby Never read a lore book page Ruins Damage-Limit contracts for everyone Perfect roll every time Gets consistent 60 FPS on The White Rat Bought Schlusselschloss DLC

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Apr 15, 2018 at 07:07PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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victor saltzpyre, markus kruber, foot knight, witch hunter captain, virgin vs chad, vermintide, vermintide 2, warhammer, fatshark, games workshop

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