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Greasy hair no head protection. Clad in steel helmet protects from shrapnel e Virgin 2077 Great War The Chad 1914 Great Backed by unprecedented industry, No industry and Lacks tools to shave, needs glasses to boost perception. Shaves every day perfect vision. Uses greatest handgun ever made Was never issued a long arm, has to Issued a 1917 Enfield with fixable bayonet, loots only to take war trophles. scavenge Proudly displays his military status. War ended almost instantly. Couldn't win. No rank or authority merely a civilan. War lasted 4 arduous years concluded in Entente victory Can't even take the fight to the red Chinese anymore Can barely see through gas mask while fighting through brutal trench raid, still hits every shot Uses VATS to autoaim for him, Kills Huns every single day still misses frequently Uses flimsy Pipe Revolver found in a sewer tunnel. Uses stupid arm computer to micromanage for him. First enemy encounter was a German flametrooper Only needs common pre-digital utlities to battle the German Empire Found a rusty stun baton while meandering around the vault. Can't even kill raiders with it First enemy Carries a 1918 mass-produced trench knife to plunge into Hun throats. was a radroach. Runs around with Medieval LARPers and various tribal cuits, Fights large bugs and green people Fights proudly alongside the British Royal Marines and the French Blue Devils. Locked in battie against the most powerful nation in the world. Runs out of stamina after several seconds of sprinting. Runs from Deathclaws. Can charge ahead for miles, fears only defeat

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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