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he Virgin Anarcho-Capitalist THE CHAD ANARcHO-COMMUNIST Wants corporation to be deregulated Has watched a few videos by Stefan Molyneux and Mr. Dappertori Has read the works of Noam Chompsky, Max Stirner, Peter Kropotkin, Kar1 Marx, and more Wants corporations to be overthrown Doesn't believe in hierarchies at all Blames the fact he can't get laid on feminism and "toxic femininity" Doesn't give a s--- about race Comes from an incredibly wealthy family Covers his face because his actions are all that matters, not his identity Who the hell is Fredrich Hayek?" Always wears suits with bow ties Super buff from constantly going to rallies and fighting fascists Uses "collectivist" and "statist" as insults Believes in the liberation of women from oppressive gender Wants everything to be privatized Big believer in traditionalist gender roles Thinks 50s and 60s Hated by Liberals and Fascists "I'm not racist, I'm a race REALIST" ot even an anarchist elieves in hierarchies Always has a nolotov for when a rally happens Comes from poverty and has experienced oppressio America were the best "Richard Spencer's ideas could work!" "Property is theft" Somehow believes in both individualism and also tribalism Wants everything publicized "MUH PROPERTY!" Has a much more nuanced view of 5os and 6os America Is scared of black and brown people and wants a white ethnostate Honestly believes in White Genocide Punched Richard Spencer in the face once Is a proud feminist Thinks liberals are left wing "Can we please not talk about Somalia?" Wants money abolished Is just a useful idiot to fascists "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." Invested in bitcoin Could easily get laid is he wanted to, but chooses to fight Capitalism and fascism instead Ignored bitcoin because it's another capitalist ploy Has no praxis, just whines about liberals on the internet

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

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he Virgin Anarcho-Capitalist THE CHAD ANARcHO-COMMUNIST Wants corporation to be deregulated Has watched a few videos by Stefan Molyneux and Mr. Dappertori Has read the works of Noam Chompsky, Max Stirner, Peter Kropotkin, Kar1 Marx, and more Wants corporations to be overthrown Doesn't believe in hierarchies at all Blames the fact he can't get laid on feminism and "toxic femininity" Doesn't give a s--- about race Comes from an incredibly wealthy family Covers his face because his actions are all that matters, not his identity Who the hell is Fredrich Hayek?" Always wears suits with bow ties Super buff from constantly going to rallies and fighting fascists Uses "collectivist" and "statist" as insults Believes in the liberation of women from oppressive gender Wants everything to be privatized Big believer in traditionalist gender roles Thinks 50s and 60s Hated by Liberals and Fascists "I'm not racist, I'm a race REALIST" ot even an anarchist elieves in hierarchies Always has a nolotov for when a rally happens Comes from poverty and has experienced oppressio America were the best "Richard Spencer's ideas could work!" "Property is theft" Somehow believes in both individualism and also tribalism Wants everything publicized "MUH PROPERTY!" Has a much more nuanced view of 5os and 6os America Is scared of black and brown people and wants a white ethnostate Honestly believes in White Genocide Punched Richard Spencer in the face once Is a proud feminist Thinks liberals are left wing "Can we please not talk about Somalia?" Wants money abolished Is just a useful idiot to fascists "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." Invested in bitcoin Could easily get laid is he wanted to, but chooses to fight Capitalism and fascism instead Ignored bitcoin because it's another capitalist ploy Has no praxis, just whines about liberals on the internet

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