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Virginseid Was actually in Countdown Relatively simple and consistent backstory martest being in the universe so much so that his name entered the common lexicon as a word for a "genius" Created steroids that make him stronger than Superman Ugly rock face Trying to decipher his backstory after all the retcons requires its own academic field of study Simple and easy to draw design Born with the powers of a literal god but still cucked all the time by Superchad Descendant banged Supergirl Ias biological children and serious case of oneitis Has sixty designs; his detailed skelebot form has been known to make aspiring artists commit suicide before having to draw it ecognizes the inferiority of roasties, simply clones himself Army of lemmings that can be mowed down by regular humans with gun:s Could be handsome if he wanted to but does not care for interaction with inferiors Either wears a fashionable sci-fi jumpsuit or wears no pants to emphasize his bulge and show that he doesn't skip leg day Wears a skirt, secretly a crossdressing t----- Mentally-controlled armv of Chadiac bots that can kill Kryptonians Cucked by Doomsday, scared of Imperiex Enforces despostic rule by conquering planets and ruling them as a dictator Even his clones and Enforces despotic rule by shrinking drones are League-level threats planets and putting them in bottles Obsessed with math but can't solve one simple equation to ften found chilling on Apokolips cucked Doomsday and Imperiex Invented amazing technology that could save octillions of lives but uses it to make a collection of bottled cities instead so he can control everything No planet is worthy of him, blew up thousands of them (killing trillions) and then went to live on a custom-built mancave shaped like a f------ skull

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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