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The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness

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Virgin Furry vs Chad Scalie


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Oct 11, 2017 at 07:25PM EDT

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