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The Chadhead AKA: "The Chad Virtuoso" Virgin Indie Pixelshit Developer Has never coded in his entire life Cannot do anything, but pixel art because no art skills at allI "Game Desian" degree Literally named CHAD Top-tier production quality that make AAA devs hang their heads in shame No basic in arts, programming, writing, or music whatsoever Force politics into his game Have to beg and pay the game journalists for coverage Cannot handle negative or Shows true passion&heart for contrucTive crifICTS his game His game won "awards" from dubious sources which the only constestant is Quit his job to continue working on his masterpiece Extensive background in fine arts classical arts, classical music and Shakespearean expertise in writing im Incapable of controlling emotions His game is challenging and fair Handcrafts his games from Lousy apperance, cannot grrom himself for s--- scratch, never uses programs that generates asset Cancels sequel because a random anon comment His appereance is magnificent, a p---- magnet Dirty neckbeard Has a balanced diet and he goes to the gym Literally zero bugs from pre-alpha to release Tries to make his game "deep" confusing with no coherency as "art" to cover that fact that his game sucks Leaves the industry to make s----- music No politics or agenda, he only does it for the sake of art Game journalists fear and revere him, have to beg him for review copies and previews

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Virgin Indie Pixelshit vs THE CHADHEAD VIRTUOSO


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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