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THE Bethesda S-------- GothiC Masterpiece Controls so s---, you wanna pluck your eyes out, done on purpose by the producers, being confident in the rpg atmosfere and storyline alone. lol fast travel Can smoke weed Bunch of gameplay consisting in boring fetch and kill quests given by soulless NPCs to compensate for the s----- storyline. "da chosen one" Everybody hates him and treats him like s--- - further improving the rpg atmosfere, making the ingame hero relate with the player's life F---- the same prostitute - there are no influential female NPCs Cucks himself by sharing wealth- with foster kids and wife - never gets laid. overrated product promoted by the kikeingame, no time for forced media feminist agenda. obscure european game made in m------------ Germany Relies on killing soulless NPCs to trick the player into thinking his worthless choices matter. You're treated like s--- no matter what *le typical boogie-man dragon being the arch enemy* The final boss is a nameless dragon, just as the protagonist, both being equally losers - which makes them even more fearsome.

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The Virgin Skyrim vs. The Chad Gothic


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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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