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"Most militarized society on earth," Only trains one type of soldier and gets owned by combined arms. Had two of the greatest generals in history as father and son Drank watered down wine controlled a tiny penensulia at their height of their power. Literally created the Hellenistic Period Drank straight wine wore very ugly and very heavy armor that didn't Invented meat lover's pizza over 2,000 years before Invented field artillery Conquered Egypt, Anatolia, Greece, Syria, Mesopotamia Afghanistan and more. pizza was invented. The Virgin Spartan S----- backwater economy, refused to allow anyone but Perioikoi to engage in any non military related The Chad Macedonian Most famous achievment isa complete myth one of the most advanced economies on the planet, had contact with China Created multicultural empire that mixed Hellenic and Native influence wherever they went. Miller cause he hates muslims Literally the only reason why anyone gives a s--- about ancient greeks You're either brutally "trained" into being a hoplite or treated like livestock as a "I'm With Her" style TERF society, With moronic gender roles, chickenhawk leaders socially acceptable Army mixed revolutionary tactics, Tradition Greek warfare and influences from all the places they conquered Had a lot less slavery than the spartans and a lot more o----- Their military was only ever used to control their pedophillia and plenty of slave population because racism of their retarded social structure Alexander the great had heterochromia, Would have probably been murdered as a babv spartan. Wore light armor, Outmanuevered the spartans and kicked their asses while taking less losses too, Since they used pikes instead of spears Lost to the macedonians dozens of times. perfectly healthy babies for having birth marks or cleft chins cause "muh eugenics'" Each Diodachi controlled more than the Spartans No one can even name a famous spartan, Not even that one from 300 Copied Macedonian military structure

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all

Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon

Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster

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