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"Most militarized society on earth," Only trains one type of soldier and gets owned by combined arms. Had two of the greatest generals in history as father and son Drank watered down wine controlled a tiny penensulia at their height of their power. Literally created the Hellenistic Period Drank straight wine wore very ugly and very heavy armor that didn't Invented meat lover's pizza over 2,000 years before Invented field artillery Conquered Egypt, Anatolia, Greece, Syria, Mesopotamia Afghanistan and more. pizza was invented. The Virgin Spartan S----- backwater economy, refused to allow anyone but Perioikoi to engage in any non military related The Chad Macedonian Most famous achievment isa complete myth one of the most advanced economies on the planet, had contact with China Created multicultural empire that mixed Hellenic and Native influence wherever they went. Miller cause he hates muslims Literally the only reason why anyone gives a s--- about ancient greeks You're either brutally "trained" into being a hoplite or treated like livestock as a "I'm With Her" style TERF society, With moronic gender roles, chickenhawk leaders socially acceptable Army mixed revolutionary tactics, Tradition Greek warfare and influences from all the places they conquered Had a lot less slavery than the spartans and a lot more o----- Their military was only ever used to control their pedophillia and plenty of slave population because racism of their retarded social structure Alexander the great had heterochromia, Would have probably been murdered as a babv spartan. Wore light armor, Outmanuevered the spartans and kicked their asses while taking less losses too, Since they used pikes instead of spears Lost to the macedonians dozens of times. perfectly healthy babies for having birth marks or cleft chins cause "muh eugenics'" Each Diodachi controlled more than the Spartans No one can even name a famous spartan, Not even that one from 300 Copied Macedonian military structure

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Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
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