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THE CHAD WRESTLER Also known as the rainmaker cause he make everyone wet 32 "The Virgin UmiFagg" beta male cuckold Alpha Male only thinking about “love arrow shot" 24/7 wear this stupid hat cause old umi wore it Equally handsome, aggressive, and intimidating Hair is on point and has perfect composition of black and yellow shade avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental conntact sometimes uses earphone only to play watashitachi wa mirai no hana Eyes is so sharp and intimidate all the Mimofag with one glance face 3/10- Firm neck as firm as own umi dakimakura cause he would never have either the umi- or Mimori herself on total anxiety -his relationship with His finger probably bigger than umifag Penis Mimori 園 田| | 海 未 back slouched Strong arm muscle with 14 years training experience Hands always prepared to grab the sea p---- 6 pack of abs physically skinny but has fat belly Expensive wrestler coat with his personal color choice SEA Wrestling belt champ cause he won mimori heart's - /r only use blue lumiace always wear the same waifu happi coat Probably have penetrate . through the deepest sea Strong leg to swin in the deepst sea never walk/run more than 5km a day savin "haha I like umi not mimori" but cries over the mimokada news 3.1$ million net worth mostly wasting his small salary on LL SIF and merch Personally trained by Ultimo Dragon himself @LLRankS ack Feet that can walk on sea surface _

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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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