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Never leaves his Spends more than an hour in bed with his mobile phone bed nor his phone "The wizard halt" "The Virgin Rest" "The Chad Coma" Never saw a phone in his life Does not understand the concept of time Hair erected from all the p--- has no sense of time Never seen a woman in real life Has never had felt the warm of another woman in the same bed Stacy always sucking his d--- in bed Perfect biological clock Tired but refuses to sleep Never tired but still Sleeps alone Always sleeps with at least 1 Chad and 1 Stacy sleeps Screein physical contact with eyes Screen close to eyes Sleeps alone, even the bedbugs leave Ignores blinding light produced by the digital device Does not see because of the Faces the the screen away from any entrances Eyes unable to process light emited by digital devices blindig light Battery of the phone is dead, always charging Phone on 9% battery Positions himself in the corner of the bed Asleep by 9pm Doesn't know the word p--- Woke by 6 am Stays up until late If moves closer to the corner of the bed falls down wow Always tired, but never sleepS Frequently watches p--- in bed Always watching p--- Has trouble getting up in the morning exhibits similar child-like behaviours

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The Wizard Halt vs. The Virgin Rest vs. The Chad Coma


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jun 13, 2017 at 01:14PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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