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File: 1334797055.ipa-(33 KB, 500x500, 1330853175379jpg) □ Anonymous (ID: by9VNsb) 04/18/12(Wed)20:57:35 No.39431 0219 Cool black people stories 2 >be at friends house, he's black sturns out he has like 4 other black friends over swe all joke around, having a good time sdrinking some mtdew in a cup all of the sudden i get too worked up sthe word n----- slips out of my mouth room is dead f------ silent sbegin to sweat, looking around nervously oh s--- oh f--- sfriend looks at me thuh f--- dju just say, bitch? >serious face, he looks p----- NGSER Whoah, dude. Sorry. S---. him and his friends get super f------ scary and serious friend turns to this HUGE n---- friend behind him yo man, ice dis n----. she starts walking towards me >im scared shitless she comes real close to me leans down in my face >puts ice in my mt dew sentire house echoes with n----- laughter now that I think about it, it was pretty goddamn funny

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG
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