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File: 1378910856815.ipg-(57 KB, 500x333, 20100624iberico-badtop.jpg) □ Anonymous 09/11/13(Wed)10:47:36 No.505455 154 Replies: >>505456254 >>505457040 >2505457 How about a True but Funny thread? Here is my story >turned 20 >go out to celebrate my birthday >having the time of my life drunk >suddenly >get kidnapped >wake up in basement >hungry as f--- >guy with green masks come >"dude do you have some food? im starving to death" >he looks at me >im kinda scared, but really hungry too >"Please man, im dying of hunger here" > "Oh yeah.. what do you want?" with an calm but scary voice >"idk, do you have beef jerky or something?" >he turns around >ishelaughing jpg >"hey man, why are you laughing?" she turns around >"stay still, ill be right back" >less afraid and more hungry >ithinkimgonnadieofhunger >he comes back A M------------ BEEF JERKY SANDWICH >eat the s--- out of it >say "Thanks bro" >He kinda looks at me like a dog with armes crossed >start getting scared again, know im gonna die >say "atleast now, i can die in peace" >dude brakes the s--- and starts crying of laughter >unties me from chair >hits me in the head with a shovel while laughing >wake up in a motel >go home >26 now, never seen him agairn >never reported it either mfw, almost got killed , guy was brotier

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Anonymous 38 KB JPG 06/08/21(Tue)19:51:50 No.146433504 >have a coworker who is Dutch >we both need to go to the same project the next day >offer to drive and say I will pick him up >he says thanks and gives me his adress >the next day I drive over to his home >he isn't fully ready to leave yet but offers me to wait inside >he asks if I want a coffee >say sure because I didn't have my morning coffee yet >his wife makes me a coffee while he finishes getting ready >drive him to the project and drop him back of at his home in the evening >he says "thank you so much for driving anon!" >get home myself >hear a notification comming in on my phone >it is a 'tikkie' for 0.50 EUR from my Dutch colleague for the morning coffee I had at his place
Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:29:29 No.146551057 1713812614849717.png 1.49 MB PNG ITT: we pretend we're in Gotham Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:34:28 No.146555487 I was waiting at the bus stop and next thing I know Im at Batmans feet with a broken collar bone and three weeks missing. Turns out Mad Hatter put one of stupid hats on me when my back was turned. Work says theyve already filled my position and theres nothing they can do I hate this city I hate this city Anonymous 11/28/24(Thu)08:36:40 No.146555501 I was blowing a dude in crime alley but his c--- tasted funny. Kinda... earthy? I looked up and it was Clayface. Called me a f-- and ran away laughing. 69 KB JPG
Oh my GOD just talk to actual women, we're all horny and unhappy too you're not special you f------ weirdos New York Post @nypost- Apr 15 Tech exec predicts 'Al girlfriends' will create $1B business: 'Comfort at the end of the day' trib.al/XORAIML : Anonymous (ID: P3y3PZCt >talk to women ew weirdo >dont talk to women ew weirdo 11/16/24(Sat)11:35:50 No.488637069
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