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File: 1378910856815.ipg-(57 KB, 500x333, 20100624iberico-badtop.jpg) □ Anonymous 09/11/13(Wed)10:47:36 No.505455 154 Replies: >>505456254 >>505457040 >2505457 How about a True but Funny thread? Here is my story >turned 20 >go out to celebrate my birthday >having the time of my life drunk >suddenly >get kidnapped >wake up in basement >hungry as f--- >guy with green masks come >"dude do you have some food? im starving to death" >he looks at me >im kinda scared, but really hungry too >"Please man, im dying of hunger here" > "Oh yeah.. what do you want?" with an calm but scary voice >"idk, do you have beef jerky or something?" >he turns around >ishelaughing jpg >"hey man, why are you laughing?" she turns around >"stay still, ill be right back" >less afraid and more hungry >ithinkimgonnadieofhunger >he comes back A M------------ BEEF JERKY SANDWICH >eat the s--- out of it >say "Thanks bro" >He kinda looks at me like a dog with armes crossed >start getting scared again, know im gonna die >say "atleast now, i can die in peace" >dude brakes the s--- and starts crying of laughter >unties me from chair >hits me in the head with a shovel while laughing >wake up in a motel >go home >26 now, never seen him agairn >never reported it either mfw, almost got killed , guy was brotier

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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