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LOOKS LIKE TENDIES ARE BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!
Uploaded by Kung Fu Cthulhu Jan 29, 2015 at 01:15AM EST
the lord of the rings tendies looks like meat's back on the menu boys ugluk
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![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ■ Auto] File: 1415847797994ipg (14 KB, 200x200) : Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:08:51 No.16058018 >mum is tired >ask her what i can do for more gbp don't know go see your father >daddy is in his room touching his peepee >daddy i want gbp give me gbp tells me to come here >sit on the edge of the bed >puts my hand on his peepee it's warm and hard >that good anon, now lick it like a lolipop si lick his peepee makes me swallow the entire thing keep at it until some sticky stuff squirts out daddy pats me on the head >mfw i got 100 gbp for that >I'm getting 10 tende meals tonight >s Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:13:37 No. 16058127 This meme has gone too far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/905/395/66d.jpg "Daddy's Pee Pee")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies.png (899 KB, 688x663) ■ Chicken Tendies General-/ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:48:24 No.61 79128 >261791 33961791 39 226179157 >-6179169 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, eto These are the tendies I had for lunch /ck/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post 'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No.6179133 P> >ketchup with tendies >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52:08 No.6179134▶>>61791 402261 79154-6180495>>618050426182607 The next m------------ that says "tendies" on /ck/ is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >3 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6180495 File: HeyFarva.png (594 KB, 759x455) 6160500 226180609 P> Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> 11 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No.61 80500 File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 226180504 226180609 6180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? P> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No.61 80504 File: HeyFarva3.png (352 KB, 753x451) >26180609226182064 P> 6180500](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/905/195/5de.jpg "5de.jpg")
![O N Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)17:40:52 No. 16009392 Reply]Ξ>>16009642 Wake up today Absolutely beautiful morning, perfect to redeem my Good Boy Points (GBP)for a Tendie dindin with Honey Mustard dipping sauce! >Nearly trip over myself as I rush downstairs to inform Mummy that I want my tendies now When I get to the kitchen, I check my GBP chart. I have enough GBP for a few extra tendies! >Now there's a section for someone else to get GBP. Written there is the name Tyler, my severely autistic brother. (picture for reference) "Mummy, why is Tyler's name on the GBP chart?" GBP's are only for Mummy's Best Boy." Anon, Tyler needs attention too." >"Do you hate me, Mummy? "i-i could never hate mummy's little angel..." She offers me 50 GBP if I can look past this accept and sit down at the dinner table Notice Tyler is hitting himself in the head repeatedly He's been doing this for an hour while letting out donkey sounds Tyler, please stop hitting yourself, I'll give you 150 GBP if you eat your Tendies peacefully" Tyler farts and begins to dip his tendies in f------ ketchup >He decides to throw one into the kitchen sink Wasting TENDIES OVER THE LINE Realize Tyler would be ahead of me if he gets 150 GBP, >This little s--- never does ANYTHING, why should he be ahead of MUMMY'S BEST BOY!? Begin stomping my heelys on the ground, demanding Tyler gets Pepe points for sperging out and wasting tendies Anon, you're a big boy now. Big boys need to be mature... "HOW'S THIS FOR MATURE? >Grab the mustard from the fridge and spray it all over Tyler's tendies he hates it when brown and yellow foods mix starts screaming and punching his head Mummy tries to stop him "Please Tyler, it's okay... You can still eat it. It's fine if brown and yellow foods mix.." "Yeah Tyler it looks just like POO POO PEE PEE on your plate you f----- Smash his face into the plate and make for my room Decide to give myself 30 GBP for my trouble /r9k Preload images (0/0) Expand images New thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/904/748/bf3.png "GBP")
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![File (106 KB, 487x487) Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)15:53:06 No.34798985 >be me >mommy's big 5501lb boy sleeping soundly in my crib next to my tipsy toy with the hole in her poopoo maker dreaming of tendie land where ronald and wendy feed me tendies atop mount tendie where i rule as king tendie my slumber is interrupted by my sister stacy she barges in with a can of deodorant and a peg on her nose "Wake the f--- up, Anon we're going on vacation!" let out a post sleep poopoo directly into my dora onesie "YOU WOKE THE BABY FROM HSI SLUMBER, NOW KING TENDIE HAS YOUR NUMBER!" "Anon, we don't have time for this s---. We have to be at the Airport in an hour. Mom is losing her s---! "TRAVLLING TODAY ARE WE TO TENDIE LAND JUST US THREE!?" snort Sure Anon, we're going to f------ "Tendie Land" Now get your retarded ass up we have to be in the car in 10 minutes! And for f---- sake get a f------ shower! "TRAVEL TO TENDIE LAND SHALL I AND REIGN AS KING UNTIL I DIE!" we drive to the airport with the windows rolled down >other cars on the freeway swerve to avoid my stench we arrive at the airport and get on the plane get a whole section to myself as no-one will sit with me demand that the stewardess put bear in the big blue house on the inflight tv dumb normie bitch doesn't even know what it is have to jerk my mighty 2 incher to shrek instead "Ew, gross. Mom, Anon is jerking of in public again!" "Anon we've talked about this, now put that thing away the meal has arrived!" oh well, at least the tend king shall receive his tendies "Here you are sir, a delicious Shepherds Pie." wut "Just eat it Anon, Jesus..." "KIND TENDIE DOES NOT WITH TO TRY THIS PALTRY DISH OF SHEPHERDS PIE! FETCH ME TENDIES RIGHT AWAY OR I SHALL HAVE YOU KILLED, OKAY?!" she runs away sobbing that bitch mommy knows just what to do she grabs my chubby thumb and sticks it in my mouth i drift off into a soothing slumber I dream of tendie land once again, but soon i shall experience the real thing i awake just as we land Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)15:54:43 No.34799011 File: 147574545646.png (10 KB, 240x200) con the pilot informs us that we have landed at london gatwick hmm that doesn't sound like tendie land >perhaps we have to carpodl as we leave the airport it becomes apparent that something is very wrong >where is honey mustard valley? choccy milkshake falls? mount tendie? "Hurry the f--- up, Anon, we're going to visit Buckingham Palace!" a palace! that sounds more like the place for king tendie! we arrive >it's just some dumb grey building with a bunch of marge simpson look a likes mincing outside the walls aren't made of breadcrumbs, the doors aren't guarded by grimace "THE PLACE IS NOT FIT FOR THE KING OF CLUCKS, SO I SHALL DETHRONE THESE IMPOSTER F----!" "Stop yelling, Anon, Jesus you're so embarrassing!" using all of my hard strength a pull the gates from their hinges and make my way to the entrance armed guards attempt to tackle me but are incapacitated by my stench i barge in and see the queen on her throne teleport behind her, unsheathe my katana and actually i didn't do that but it would've been wicked cool "What is one doing in one's home?" I AM THE KING OF CHICK-FIL-A! AND I'M TAKING OVER YOUR PALACE TODAY!" reach down deep into my onesie, pull out a large dollop of tendie slime and launch it at her face t hits her square between the eyes and she drops dead instantly i sit upon my throne, reach into my onesie, pull out a burger king crown and place it on my head a guard walks in he bows to me "All hail, King Tendie. Your Mother and Sister are here your Highness what shall I do" Execute them." "As you wish." I can hear their screams "NO! OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" their agonizing screaming jolts me awake i'm still on the plane the screaming is real i look down at my teletubbies digital watch >the screen reads 9:02 am 9/11/01 Return] [Catalogl [Top] [Update] [ Auto Post a Reply] Delete PostFile Only] Delete Style: Yotsuba](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/222/061/48c.png "King Tendie goes to England")
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