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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ Auto] 13 File: checkthesetendies.png (899 KB, 688x663) ■ Chicken Tendies General-/ctg/ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:48:24 No.61 79128 >261791 33961791 39 226179157 >-6179169 Post your tendies, talk about your favorite sides, sauces, eto These are the tendies I had for lunch /ck/, anyone else eat some tendies today? Post 'em >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:51:57 No.6179133 P> >ketchup with tendies >> Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)16:52:08 No.6179134▶>>61791 402261 79154-6180495>>618050426182607 The next m------------ that says "tendies" on /ck/ is going to be s------- out my chef croc's for a week. >3 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:54:06 No.6180495 File: HeyFarva.png (594 KB, 759x455) 6160500 226180609 P> Hey Farva, what do you call those deep-fried strips of chicken? You know, the ones made of white meat and served with honey mustard and s---? >> 11 Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:55:14 No.61 80500 File: HeyFarva2 png (212 KB, 311x449) 226180504 226180609 6180495 you mean Chicken Tendies? P> ■ Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)23:56:33 No.61 80504 File: HeyFarva3.png (352 KB, 753x451) >26180609226182064 P> 6180500](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/905/195/5de.jpg "5de.jpg")
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![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
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![O N Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)17:40:52 No. 16009392 Reply]Ξ>>16009642 Wake up today Absolutely beautiful morning, perfect to redeem my Good Boy Points (GBP)for a Tendie dindin with Honey Mustard dipping sauce! >Nearly trip over myself as I rush downstairs to inform Mummy that I want my tendies now When I get to the kitchen, I check my GBP chart. I have enough GBP for a few extra tendies! >Now there's a section for someone else to get GBP. Written there is the name Tyler, my severely autistic brother. (picture for reference) "Mummy, why is Tyler's name on the GBP chart?" GBP's are only for Mummy's Best Boy." Anon, Tyler needs attention too." >"Do you hate me, Mummy? "i-i could never hate mummy's little angel..." She offers me 50 GBP if I can look past this accept and sit down at the dinner table Notice Tyler is hitting himself in the head repeatedly He's been doing this for an hour while letting out donkey sounds Tyler, please stop hitting yourself, I'll give you 150 GBP if you eat your Tendies peacefully" Tyler farts and begins to dip his tendies in f------ ketchup >He decides to throw one into the kitchen sink Wasting TENDIES OVER THE LINE Realize Tyler would be ahead of me if he gets 150 GBP, >This little s--- never does ANYTHING, why should he be ahead of MUMMY'S BEST BOY!? Begin stomping my heelys on the ground, demanding Tyler gets Pepe points for sperging out and wasting tendies Anon, you're a big boy now. Big boys need to be mature... "HOW'S THIS FOR MATURE? >Grab the mustard from the fridge and spray it all over Tyler's tendies he hates it when brown and yellow foods mix starts screaming and punching his head Mummy tries to stop him "Please Tyler, it's okay... You can still eat it. It's fine if brown and yellow foods mix.." "Yeah Tyler it looks just like POO POO PEE PEE on your plate you f----- Smash his face into the plate and make for my room Decide to give myself 30 GBP for my trouble /r9k Preload images (0/0) Expand images New thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/904/748/bf3.png "GBP")
![File: tomdelay ipg (98 KB, 380x247) Anonymous 02/17/15(Tue)14:37:27 No.16476951 [Reply] Gimme gimme chicken tendies, Be they crispy or from Wendys. Spend my hard-earned good-boy points, on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints. Mummy lifts me to the car, To find me tendies near and far Enjoy my tasty tendie treats, in comfy big boy booster seats. McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Canes But of my tendies none remains. She tries to make me take a nappy, But sleeping doesnt make me happy. Tendies are the only food, That puts me in the napping mood. I'll scream and shout and make a fuss, 'll scratch, 'll bite, 'll even cuss! Tendies are my heart's desire, Fueled by raging, hungry fire Mummy sobs and wails and cries, But tears arent tendies, nugs or fries. My good-boy points were fairly earned, To buy the tendies that Ive yearned. But there's no tendies on my plate! Did mummy think that I'd just ate? "TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW, YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SO screech while hurling into her eyes, My foul-smell bowel-dwelling diaper surprise. For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers: Never forget my chicken tenders](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/917/568/33d.png "Dat poetry")
![File: what (100 KB, 436x490) Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:37:32 No.666263601 [Reply] 666264259 32666264611 32666266246 32666267036 22666267102 -666268444 32666269049 >wake up at noon >had accident in sleep which I rolled around in >grab c---towel off nightstand and do my best wipe mess from my folds of fat >tummy gurgles loudly, so hungry >plop out of bed, navigate through s--- jugs and piss bottles in my room >waddle downstairs to check GBP board >just enough Good Boy Points for some tendies and sauce >legs buckle under own weight sroll myself into the living room where mummy is watching her favorite soap opera > "mummy mummy I have enough Good Boy Points for some tendies!" >she turns to me with the most disgusting look on her face while I lay flat on the ground stuggling to get up >"s-sure honey, le-let me just get some tendies for you" >she struggles to go to the kitchen without vomitting from the smell and sight of my putrid, feces and semen covered body >she pulls the tendies out of the freezer after letting the oven heat up as she begins to cry into the sink >I roll over and pull myself up to my high chair that starts to creak as sit down >the tendies are done and she puts them on my plate >she can't hold back the vomit as l open my mouth to eat some tendies and vomits all over my plate >l can't let these tendies go to waste, so l eat them along with the vomit >"yummy wummy tendies in my tummy, thanks mummy" >high-chair finally breaks from my heft >mum runs away to her room, sobbing uncontrollably, ashamed of her baby boy >mfw し Anonymous 01/30/16(Sat)22:51:24 No.666265711 File: comfyneet.gif (143 KB, 300x420) 26662670 62-666268255 22666268444 >wake-up at 2PM >Subconsciously s--- in my MLP jammies while sleeping >scream at the top of my lungs "MUUUUUUUUUUMMMYYYYYYYYYY >mummy silently lurks into the doorway to my room s"y-y-yes, dear? >scream "GIVE ME CHANGIES AND FETCH ME CHICKEN TENDIES >mummy silent weeps to herself and walks over to my adult-sized crib with a fresh new pair of magic school-bus jammies >start kicking and flailing my arms and legs because my tummy rumbles for tendies >start to screech while mummy tries her best to not have another mental breakdown session >start chanting "CHICKEN TENDIES YUMMY YUMMY FOR MY TUMMY" > "Anon d-dear, youve already used all of the 20 piece bag from last night in one dinner, 1...I.have to go get m- ushes me out >start beating on the pantry while screa >Mummy is weeping loudl >cry even louder and accidentally s--- new jammies suse up all of the engine I had for the day crying >crawl over to my and crying "WHY DONT YO OVE YOUR GOOD LITTLE BOY" h for the hbors to hear 66626685 Autismo.png (24 KB >Wa cry out defiantly >Tears start to well in he >"Wait...Ok >Pull down >The smell of day old chunks of partially digested tendy s--- and cheese diarrhea wafts to her nos rown r everywher n knife l Teft O >She's bleeding and covered in vomit and poo while screa g how I'm a bad boy uickly put on my shoes and stuff my pockets wit rmi ownstairs to find mummy for my wakey-wakey tendies and bakey lights off, nobody there sthere is a note on the refrigerator "Pumpkin, Dytravius and I have gone to the movies for the afternoon I made some of your favorite chicky tendies just heat them up in the microwave if you get hungy for num- nums. Love you, Mom" f------ c--- has let my tendies get cold and mushy sand she expects me to heat them up myself like a slave >she will f------ learn today schange out of my cloth diaper into a disposable and hit the road spend the entire walk to the cinema filling my diapey with poo p00 sarrive at the theater parki elf in a thi TEN HAVE WASTE, NOW MY SHALL TASTE" en r away ddy say "ayo wut t my lowC say very slowly And any of my oy p](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/083/463/eda.png "Extended tendies greentext")
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