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![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
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![File (106 KB, 487x487) Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)15:53:06 No.34798985 >be me >mommy's big 5501lb boy sleeping soundly in my crib next to my tipsy toy with the hole in her poopoo maker dreaming of tendie land where ronald and wendy feed me tendies atop mount tendie where i rule as king tendie my slumber is interrupted by my sister stacy she barges in with a can of deodorant and a peg on her nose "Wake the f--- up, Anon we're going on vacation!" let out a post sleep poopoo directly into my dora onesie "YOU WOKE THE BABY FROM HSI SLUMBER, NOW KING TENDIE HAS YOUR NUMBER!" "Anon, we don't have time for this s---. We have to be at the Airport in an hour. Mom is losing her s---! "TRAVLLING TODAY ARE WE TO TENDIE LAND JUST US THREE!?" snort Sure Anon, we're going to f------ "Tendie Land" Now get your retarded ass up we have to be in the car in 10 minutes! And for f---- sake get a f------ shower! "TRAVEL TO TENDIE LAND SHALL I AND REIGN AS KING UNTIL I DIE!" we drive to the airport with the windows rolled down >other cars on the freeway swerve to avoid my stench we arrive at the airport and get on the plane get a whole section to myself as no-one will sit with me demand that the stewardess put bear in the big blue house on the inflight tv dumb normie bitch doesn't even know what it is have to jerk my mighty 2 incher to shrek instead "Ew, gross. Mom, Anon is jerking of in public again!" "Anon we've talked about this, now put that thing away the meal has arrived!" oh well, at least the tend king shall receive his tendies "Here you are sir, a delicious Shepherds Pie." wut "Just eat it Anon, Jesus..." "KIND TENDIE DOES NOT WITH TO TRY THIS PALTRY DISH OF SHEPHERDS PIE! FETCH ME TENDIES RIGHT AWAY OR I SHALL HAVE YOU KILLED, OKAY?!" she runs away sobbing that bitch mommy knows just what to do she grabs my chubby thumb and sticks it in my mouth i drift off into a soothing slumber I dream of tendie land once again, but soon i shall experience the real thing i awake just as we land Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)15:54:43 No.34799011 File: 147574545646.png (10 KB, 240x200) con the pilot informs us that we have landed at london gatwick hmm that doesn't sound like tendie land >perhaps we have to carpodl as we leave the airport it becomes apparent that something is very wrong >where is honey mustard valley? choccy milkshake falls? mount tendie? "Hurry the f--- up, Anon, we're going to visit Buckingham Palace!" a palace! that sounds more like the place for king tendie! we arrive >it's just some dumb grey building with a bunch of marge simpson look a likes mincing outside the walls aren't made of breadcrumbs, the doors aren't guarded by grimace "THE PLACE IS NOT FIT FOR THE KING OF CLUCKS, SO I SHALL DETHRONE THESE IMPOSTER F----!" "Stop yelling, Anon, Jesus you're so embarrassing!" using all of my hard strength a pull the gates from their hinges and make my way to the entrance armed guards attempt to tackle me but are incapacitated by my stench i barge in and see the queen on her throne teleport behind her, unsheathe my katana and actually i didn't do that but it would've been wicked cool "What is one doing in one's home?" I AM THE KING OF CHICK-FIL-A! AND I'M TAKING OVER YOUR PALACE TODAY!" reach down deep into my onesie, pull out a large dollop of tendie slime and launch it at her face t hits her square between the eyes and she drops dead instantly i sit upon my throne, reach into my onesie, pull out a burger king crown and place it on my head a guard walks in he bows to me "All hail, King Tendie. Your Mother and Sister are here your Highness what shall I do" Execute them." "As you wish." I can hear their screams "NO! OH GOD NO! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!" their agonizing screaming jolts me awake i'm still on the plane the screaming is real i look down at my teletubbies digital watch >the screen reads 9:02 am 9/11/01 Return] [Catalogl [Top] [Update] [ Auto Post a Reply] Delete PostFile Only] Delete Style: Yotsuba](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/222/061/48c.png "King Tendie goes to England")
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