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![101010101.ipg (122 KB, 533x800) google iadb O N Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)15:32:02 No. 16008084 Reply]Ξ>>16008139 >Be me "Do you want tendies for din dins" mother asks >l think and say..."no i'll make myself something healthy tonight." >Make a salad >Wake up today feeling great Go on dating site, see two grills have viewed profile. I message them >they message back >click on hot grills profile >She messages me >We talk >She gives me her phone number Eating salad was the best decision of my life.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/904/752/501.png "Eating salad")
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![O File: 1445215288691.jpg (55 KB, 438x438) Anonymous 1/06/21(Tue)06:52:13 No.827969426 [Reply] D >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >I'm hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Dumb bitch >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I like Mountain Dew Lightning >Butt rumbly braps of thunder >The tendies better get here >Or you'll get a mudslide from down under >Bitch Mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >l'm a grown healthy child >I like tendies >Spicey or mild >Stack my tendies high >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Bitch mummy get running >Bring me f------ tendies! >Hungry for adventure >So you had better not delay >Bitch mummy >Better make it happen >Stack'em high on my dinner plate >Dippy bowl of that hunny mussy >Then I'm stuffing my face >I'm a grown, healthy child >I like tendies, >spicy or mild >Double breaded, deep fried >Tendies deep fried >Tendies deep fried](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/983/882/566.png "Born To Be Wild")
![O N Anonymous 01/26/15(Mon)17:40:52 No. 16009392 Reply]Ξ>>16009642 Wake up today Absolutely beautiful morning, perfect to redeem my Good Boy Points (GBP)for a Tendie dindin with Honey Mustard dipping sauce! >Nearly trip over myself as I rush downstairs to inform Mummy that I want my tendies now When I get to the kitchen, I check my GBP chart. I have enough GBP for a few extra tendies! >Now there's a section for someone else to get GBP. Written there is the name Tyler, my severely autistic brother. (picture for reference) "Mummy, why is Tyler's name on the GBP chart?" GBP's are only for Mummy's Best Boy." Anon, Tyler needs attention too." >"Do you hate me, Mummy? "i-i could never hate mummy's little angel..." She offers me 50 GBP if I can look past this accept and sit down at the dinner table Notice Tyler is hitting himself in the head repeatedly He's been doing this for an hour while letting out donkey sounds Tyler, please stop hitting yourself, I'll give you 150 GBP if you eat your Tendies peacefully" Tyler farts and begins to dip his tendies in f------ ketchup >He decides to throw one into the kitchen sink Wasting TENDIES OVER THE LINE Realize Tyler would be ahead of me if he gets 150 GBP, >This little s--- never does ANYTHING, why should he be ahead of MUMMY'S BEST BOY!? Begin stomping my heelys on the ground, demanding Tyler gets Pepe points for sperging out and wasting tendies Anon, you're a big boy now. Big boys need to be mature... "HOW'S THIS FOR MATURE? >Grab the mustard from the fridge and spray it all over Tyler's tendies he hates it when brown and yellow foods mix starts screaming and punching his head Mummy tries to stop him "Please Tyler, it's okay... You can still eat it. It's fine if brown and yellow foods mix.." "Yeah Tyler it looks just like POO POO PEE PEE on your plate you f----- Smash his face into the plate and make for my room Decide to give myself 30 GBP for my trouble /r9k Preload images (0/0) Expand images New thread](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/904/748/bf3.png "GBP")
![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [ ■ Auto] File: 1415847797994ipg (14 KB, 200x200) : Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:08:51 No.16058018 >mum is tired >ask her what i can do for more gbp don't know go see your father >daddy is in his room touching his peepee >daddy i want gbp give me gbp tells me to come here >sit on the edge of the bed >puts my hand on his peepee it's warm and hard >that good anon, now lick it like a lolipop si lick his peepee makes me swallow the entire thing keep at it until some sticky stuff squirts out daddy pats me on the head >mfw i got 100 gbp for that >I'm getting 10 tende meals tonight >s Anonymous 01/28/15(Wed)17:13:37 No. 16058127 This meme has gone too far](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/905/395/66d.jpg "Daddy's Pee Pee")
