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File: shrek 3ipg (122 KB, 1024x768) Anonymous (ID 9RMBzcD OV) 05/12/14(Mon)19:56:17 No.546188484 [Reply]546188596 >Today i wear my shrek hat to school >All The kids teased me calling me f-- or h--- >I ran awa >"Shrek is love" I said, "Shrek is life" >l wiped away the tears of my eyes while i am pelted by onion skins >l made them believe i hated it but instead became aroused by it >Craving shrek y to the bathroom to pray to shr ek WANTING shrek >As the day dragged on more and more kids made fun of me >All i said to them was"shrek is love, shrek is life >At lunch I sat alone, isolated, from the non believers SHRe drew in my notebook of a chapel, for my savior, shrek Today they served pizza >And onion soup >l quickly ran to my seat and ate the pizza leaving the soup >l made an offer to shrek by opening my uethra and pouring the soup down in >I held back tears as my penis >Then came a roar >That roar, came from shrek >With his huge onion d---, he impaled over 78 kids and 23 teacher >Murdering them all > All except me >He bent me over the table, spread my ass, and inserted his onion shaped penis, dripping with blood >After the penetration, he whispered "This is my swamp" > I realed back, making shrek Roar with orgamic pleasure > He then shot his onion powder 10 inches deep into my rectum > The principal saw him, shrek then looked him i the eyes and said "its all ogre now" and broke through the wall. Waitingto return became barney purple

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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