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File: image.ipg (82 KB, 640x960) O Anonymous (ID: SoSK6dx3) 04/25/14(Fri)10:25:23 No.543813765 [Replyl s while in English class get hungry for spaghetti > start to naw and pencil it helps a little but I still can't shake the urge to have spaghett > I feel something worm and limp in my hand > I'm scared to look down worried that it mite be Shrek that I'm feeling > but there's no over powering smell of onions but just a hint s I start to pick up the smell of tomatoes, peppers, cheese, and garlic. > I look down my pencil is a noodle and my text books are big piles of spaghetti with all the fixings. > I feel peace inside knowing it's just spaghetti and not Shrek s at I was about to dig in I feel something pulling me into me seat > I feel my self being turned and lade on top of my desk forced on top of the spaghett > I hear something in the far distance sounds like a TALKING DONKY oh s--- I think to my self squeezing my butt hole shut with all my mite > DONKY brakes threw the schools wall on a dragon > Donkey mounts me I can feel his hooves digging into my sides > Right before being penetrated Shrek grabs donkey by the back of the throws him off of me >Screaming this in my swamp stay off of my swamp. > donkey limp away with his 9 ft d--- dragging on the floor in defeat. > Shrek tell me to finish my spaghetti > he winks at me and tells me I'll need my strength for later > as I eat my spaghetti I shake back and forth saying to my self " Shrek is love, Shrek is life and I knew I loved Shrek s that was the best spaghetti I have ever had

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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