![- File: 1372311859103.ipg-(48 KB, 317x381, image.jpg) Anonymous (ID: Cuk44W3N) 06/27/13(Thu)01:44:19 No.489526917 [Reply] Replies: 2489527781 >>be in prison >>be taking a shower and scrubbing self with bar of soap >>drop soap >hulking n----- walks in >>tells me to pick it up >>I bend over and prepare my anus >>feel the n------ long, bulky c--- slide back and forth, deep into my a--- orifice s>suddenly the shower turns back on >>l feel the blackness being washed off the n----- and drip s>suddenly realize that it is shrek >>feel his hot ogre breat >>anus burning with pain as his mighty green c--- slides back and forth >>he c---, filling my anus with his minty green c-- >>he pulls out, and whispers to me "youve just been f----- ogre" >>he departs s>stick finger in my anus and scoop up some of his green c-- and put finger in my mouth ping onto me h on my neck >>l am left all alone in the showers, tasting the minty freshness of ogre reproductive fluid in my mouth 5 posts omitted. Click here to view. Anonymous (ID: CUrNBYRW) 06/27/13(Thu)01:49:18 No.489527781 2489 >green c-- WHY has no one else said his c-- was green? f--- my mind was just blown Anonymous (ID: pnJk+zis) 06/27/13(Thu)01:50:50 No.489528089 >>489527128 Shrek is life](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/735/688/b40.png "b40.png")
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![Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw-small-89411e48e05424344bd3dadd415e878a.png "hang on this hasn’t been uploaded here before right")
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![123456 320 ipg (40 KB, 320x240) iadb google 88 □ Anonymous (ID: Op773UP) 01/26/13(Sat)22:04 No 453921292 [▼] >be 17 talking about shrek dad says he has heard enough about shrek and tells me i am grounded tell him he is ogrezealous and run to my room that night i pray to shrek but hear no reply >has he abandoned me? wake up this morning go outside >my dad is laying naked and dead >he froze in the ice and snow see an onion beside him and hold it >in the breeze i hear a voice >"he shoulda worn layers" im a believer and not a trace of doubt in my mind [-] □ Anonymous (ID: Giuphf00 01/26/13(Sat)22:05 No 453921556 [ ogrezealous 10/10 i raged well played](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/726/088/f43.png "Ogrezealous")
