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1395933815010 ipg-(7 KB, 191x136, image jpg) Anonymous (ID: v2CK6p2Q) 03/27/14(Thu)15:23:35 UTC No.539281101 [Reply >be me, 12 >into the ship Titanioc really into the ship Titanic >go with dad to take me to an exhibit >cry at the beauty and tragedy of the Titanic >dad laughs and calls me a f----- >he takes me home and doesn't stop for supper at bk >so mad that I pray to Titanic nothing >So upset I go to my room and lay in my bed >suddenly the air got frosty >my sheets are wet and full of ice >could it be? >l am greeted by the starboard size triple screw propellers >"HUUUUURRRRNNNNN" titanic bellowed silently nod, eyes fixed on the massive anchor >My dad runs to my room and opens the door >he sees his house is half destroyed by the beauty of the size of titanic >my dad yells at me and titanic and calls us f--- >Ohshit.jpg >Titanic capsizes and crushes my dad into titanic's 3rd funnel >My room was filled with steamm titanic turns to por >I'm ready >Bend over to take in all of titanic's massive bow >l cry a bit but take the pain to please my god >I whisper "full steam ahead captain" t and looks at me >titanic fills me with love steam then titanic sets a course for heaven >titanic is love, titanic is life

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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