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File 136450996073.ipg - (660.83KB 3328x1872 IThMbC2.ipg) P--- in Boots 13/03/28(Thu)15:32 No. 18736 >Be me >Sitting in multimedia >Free day, since there's a sub >Sub asks us what we want to watch on the projector >She holds up Wreck-It-Ralph and Shrek mmediately chooses Shrek >The rest of the class chooses Wreck-lt-Ralph >whatthefuck.jpg >Gets up >Breaks the Wreck-It-Ralph DVD >Entire class moans and says "Shrek is dreck!" >Realizes that all of my classmates are Farquaads >Falls to my knees and furiously prays to Shrek Starts to smell onions >Hears a faint voice in my ears >"t will all be ogre soon" >Shrek bursts through the ceiling >itshappening.jpg >He decapitates the sub with a thrown onion >He turns to speak to the class >This is the part where you run away Entire class scrambles for the door >Shrek whips out his 15 foot long c--- and knocks everyone over >He proceeds to s-------- a girl nearby >His c--- penetrates the back of her throat >He grabs a guy and skulfucks him >The girl is still on his c--- 30 minutes pass Shrek has a s-------- shish-kebab on his eshrekt c--- >Onion c-- everywhere >Turns to him and ask "ls it ogre?" >You know the rules, laddie. It's not ogre till I say it's ogre!" >Proceeds to have amazing s Afterwards, he throws me an onion >He flies away with his skullfucked shrekicopter blades >Reads note >"I will always watch over you, laddie,-S" >Looks up, it's now nighttime hrekx throughout the night with a note on it A Shrek constellation appears >It winks at me >Shrek is love Shrek is life

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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