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File (149 KB, 1232x1616, OnionKnightShrek.jpg) Anonymous (ID: prra5SQw) 03/05/13(Tue)18:34:46 No.463106060 Replies: 463106863463107554 Be 14 >Bring shrek 1 & 2 to class >Tell teacher we must watch shrek >Teacher makes class vote for which movie to watch >shrek 2 has majority vote >feelsgoodman.jpeg >Then, Francis pulls out Despicable Me and hands it to teacher >Everyone in class votes for it and laughs at me >Teacher throws my shreks back at me and puts Despicable Me in DVD player >As the disc loads, I hear loud footsteps from outside. The rumbling shakes the desks and chairs The smell of onions filled the room. >Suddenly, naked Shrek bursts through the wall and looks at DVD menu of Despicable Me in anger > "Ogre m'aye dead bodeh >Shrek throws two onionades at the tv and kills the teacher ad a deaf girl >"Dohble Keel" >Shrek punches through a kid's chest, pulls out his heart and replaces it with an onionade >kid explodes > Treeple Kehl >Shrek grabs Francis as he tries to escape and bends him over >He pulls out Francis' intestines through his butthole and ties an onion to it >Shrek then tosses the onion out the window and Francis is dragged out with it >Francis falls 8 stories to his death >Shrek turns around to rest of the class >He quietly whispers, "Thees is the pahrt whehre you run away >Entire class jumps out of windows to their death > SHREKSTERMINATION >Shrek turns to me >He looks me in the eve and smiles > Bet yeh weren't shrekspecting thAt. >-ls it....ogre? ask >"It's ogre when Aye say it's ogre" >I fall to my knees at his majesty was ready to please Shrek. >He pulled out his massive ogresized eshrekt c--- and lodged it in my throat >My eyes filled with tears mfw they were happy tears >Shrek let out a loud ogre roar as he filled my esophagus with sour c-- and onion sauce >He pulled his c--- out of my mouth but as I wiped away my tears, I noticed he was already gone >Shrek is love, shrek is life Discuss

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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