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Shrek'd
Uploaded by Cuck Mar 27, 2013 at 03:47PM EDT
everything shrek universe extremely buff
Origin Entry: Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life
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![Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw-small-89411e48e05424344bd3dadd415e878a.png "hang on this hasn’t been uploaded here before right")
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![[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] File: file.png (838 KB, 1011x833) U Anonymous 06/22/19(Sat)09:27:47 No.189665134 189666253 > I was only 9 years old > I loved Jojo's Bizarre Adventures so much, I had all the manga volumes and anime DVDS > T pray to Pucci every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given > "Jojo is love" | say, "Jojo is life" > My dad hears me and he calls me a f----- > I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Jojo > I called him a c--- > He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep > I'm crying now and my face hurts > I lay in bed and its really cold > A warmth is moving towards me > Its Polpo > T am so happy > [Black Sabbath] whispers in to my ear "follow the path of the chosen or that of death" > He grabs me with his powerful hands and puts me on my hands and knees > I am ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Polpo > the Arrow penetrates my butthole > It hurts so much but I do it for Polpo >I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force >I want to please Polpo > TBlack SabbathJ roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with Stand power My dad walks in >Polpo looks at him straight in the eye and says "Exquisite" > Polpo leaves through my window > Jojo is love, Jojo is life >](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/506/609/46f.png "Polpo is love, ｢Black Sabbath｣ is life")
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