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File: 1359827335147.ipg-(139 KB, 800x600, ShrekWallpaper800.jpg) Anonymous (ID: k6GP6HCN) 02/02/13(Sat)12:48:55 No.455595786 be 19 >shy but still have friends only female friend invites me to a rave >say yes cuz had crush on her for years >get there about midnight friend pulls out bag of pills theyre green with a small fruit or something on them >"n-no thanks" cause scared betafag friend laughs, says its ok and we start walking to warehouse >can hear the bass thumping in distance >suddenly friend drops to floor and starts convulsing w--.png ask her if shes ok and what drugs did she take she bellows "THIS IS SHREKSTASCY" turns green >clothes begin to tear like the hulk intolerable stench of onions >skin ripping apart, revealing massive green form >shrek bursts free, my friend just a pile of skin on the floor scream "what did you do to her?! ooks like someone had an og redose >shrek grabs my face towards his crotch >shoves massive green member into my trembling mouth >sound of rave drowned out by his grunting and farting spills his onion flavoured seed straight down my throat >he pulls out chuckling it's all ogre now, enjoy in the party walk into rave >shreks c-- starts taking effect starting raving like a madman reach up to the lazers to see shreks face in green neon outline >shrek is love, shrek is life

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

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