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□ Anonymous (ID: 5ev017az 02/22/13(Fri)23:39:48 UTC-5 No. 4606191 72 o File: 1361594388955.ipg-(1.71 MB, 3600x3210, shrek_.jpg) G I >be 15 >play high school hockey one day coach dosent show up to practice >everybody just sitting around >start watching shrek on my ipod >some kids come over to see what im doing they call me a f-- for liking shrek >I tell them shrek is love, shrek is life >they laugh >I tell them to check themselves before they shrek themselves they start to beat me up >break my ipod >while im being beat up I call for lord shrek >he dosent come Chant louder >suddenly it smells like onions in the locker room >kids stop beating me up he...he's.. here!" >I start crying tears of joy >kids don't know whats up >out of f------ nowhere shrek breaks through the wall >pins 4 kids to the floor >breathing onion breath in their face >kids beg for mercy >shrek grabs a hockey stick from the corner >penetrates kid's ass witch a stick >building evacuated >l thank shrek >he disappears back to his magical swamp >shrek is love >shrek is life

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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