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File: 1391203108919.png-(36 KB, 750x479, shrek_is_love__shrek is_I(...).png) Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:18:28 UTC-5 No.530112563 >today is the school field trip to a lake bring with me a onion lunch shrek the movie book >kids on bus mock me and my love for shrek >"shrek is drek they haven't let the light of shrek into their hearts and anuses swe get to the lake and it >by the lake prays to shrek >drek bully hears me and laughs ake walk down path "shrek is drek" >drek bully takes onion from me and crushes it s"i will destroy shrek get down on my knees to see whats left of my precious onion >drek bully laughs >the smell of onions and swamp fill the air surrounding >a naked enraged shrek bursts from the clearing >drek bully runs away but it is futile >shrek with the force of a thousand donkehs thrusts his c--- forward >impales drek bully blood paints the foliage >before i could thank the ogrelord the silence was broken when little jimmy screams >little jimmy runs away but shrek chases after him s wher d'yu think ur goin' laddie? >shrek grabs jimmy and was about to r--- him but he sees david the fatkid to his right -david is frozen in fear -shrek runs over towards david and knocks him onto his stomach >shrek uses his mighty ogre c--- to cut a hole in the back of david and proceeds to put little jimmy inside >shrek seals david up and then inserts himself into david anus >shrek buttrapes david but is also mouth rapingjimmy at the same time can hear Jimmy's screams inside david >shrek lets out a mighty roar as he emptys himself into david sdavid swells up and bursts open revealed a steaming jimmy carcus covered in copious amounts of shrek's onion love >shrek crushes carcus into ball and throws it into the lake sour teacher screams "WHAT THE F--- IS THIS s "dey should'v checked themselvs b4 dey shreked themselvs" sthe teacher runs as shrek then swings his ogrecock slising the teacher in half Anonymous 01/31/14(Fri)16:20:13 UTC-5 No.530112785 >shrek rapes the corpse by sticking his c--- through the open waist hole and out his a------ >also grabs the upper half of the teacher and sticks his penis into the mouth of the teacher and out the back of his head >"is it ogre now" >"naut yet >shrek knocks me down on my hands and knees i want to pleasure shrek >shrek tears my a------ and i feel the glorious pain as his ogre cocks goes through my a------ and out of my mouth >he lifts me in the air thrusts up and down pass out of the strain of my a------ wake up later my mouth and a------ are sticky >i get up and walk to the nearby highway and hitchhike home get home and when i walk in my home my mom says anon, what has happened to you!?" shrek is love" i say "shrek is life

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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