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File: 1cc549fo-0c51-4244-b3d0-9iog (309 KB, 1536x1072) ■ Anonymous (ID Gan D) 05/08/14 Thu)1845:35 No 545635014、2-5456355572-545635762 »545636 109»545636453 > I was only nine years old >I loved Bob Ross so much, I owned all the episodes of The Joy Of Painting and his masterpieces >l pray to Bob Ross every night, thanking him for the life I have been given >"Bob Ross is love", I say, "Bob Ross is life" My dad hears me and calls me a f----- > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bob Ross I call him a t--- >He slaps me like he's cleaning a brush and sends me to my room > I am crying now, because my face hurts > I go into my bed and it is very cold > I feel a warmth moving towards me > I fell something touch me >It's Bob Ross > I am so happy > he whispers into my ear, "This is your painting. You can do whatever you want." >He grabs me with his powerful painter hands and puts me on my hands and knees >I'm ready >I spread my ass cheeks for Bob Ross > He penetrates my butthole with his 2 inch brush >It hurts so much, but I do it for Bob Ross > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water > I push against his force > I want to please Bob Ross > He signs his painting as he fills my butt with Thalo Blue > My dad walks in >Bob Ross looks him deep in the eyes and says, "Let's put this happy little cloud right here." >Bob Ross leaves through my window Bob Ross is love, Bob Ross is life Anonymous (ID :XEMWVp ) 05/08/14(Thu)18:50:26 No 545635557 >545635014 (0P) 10/10 wold kek again

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Anonymous (ID: 6G4DIMB) 04/06/13(Sat)23:19:27 UTC-4 No.470821521 [Reply] 9 >Be 18 >Have girlfriend >Have sex on regular basis >She asks for a movie night, something erotic >think of two things we both love >Shrek and sex >Go out of my way to find a shrek p---- search everywhere >found one finally >surprise her with a shrek 1 p---- >she laughs and says that f------ retarded and no sex for a week >one night shes over and were cuddling >we start kissing and I reach down into her pants >She stops me and says n o >l say "why?" >"because of that p----. it really weirded me out. i think we need a break." >w-- it was a stupid mistake >here a bang at the window >l go check it out >smell of onions is unbearable >window breaks open and a naked, fully aroused Shrek appears. >his c--- must of been 24 inches long and a girth of 12 inches >this pulsating veiny c--- aroused my girlfriend and I >became unbearably horny >He shouts "AH WÉ GON HAF A WEE TAH HAV A FOON TEIM LADS." >l insert my c--- into girlfriends vagina >Began f------ hard >Shrek jumps in front of her and shoves his c--- into her mouth and began to thrust hard >moans in pure ecstasy and we all climax >Shrek and I switch sides >Girlfriend spreads her ass checks and yells "OH GOD PLEASE PUT IT IN MY ASS" >"AHH NEVAH OOSE AH O0OSED OLE MAH LASS" He yells. >Repeat another ten minutes of hardcore f------ and sucking > she passes out from pleasure and has a great orgasm >shrek stares at me >"EETS UR TURN LAD" >l bend over with complete obediance >"LEETS BEEGUN" >Shrek penetrates my tender a------ and stretches my anus to the width of his girth. >He climaxes and fills me whole. >He then recedes back into the bushes and I go to my girlfriend and cuddle with her for the night Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
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