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File: 1341898149243.ipg-(119 KB, 685x1024, depositphotos_2569828-Angry-disgrun(...).jpg) Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:29 No.146380135 Alright , time for a little greentext story >be a local gamestop employee >be manning the desk while my partner is talking to a mother and her child about the game rating system suddenly the door is flung open by a disgruntled white collar man in his mid 40's, the guy looked like he'd been through the s------ >he paces the store a bit, watching the Max Payne 3 documentary > Looks like Die-hard, the Game, he says gruffly chuckle uncomfortably >"Was just fired today. Iwas on my back to my house from the bar when my son wanted me to pick up a pre-order from here." He mentions to me What Pre-order would that be, sir? >He scratches his head, "Battletoads... or something. suppress my wanting to laugh, knowing this guy's had it rough. > Tm sorry to say this to you sir, but there is no Battletoads Pre-order He looks at me confused > It was a rampant joke on the internet back in the day to prank call Gamestop asking for Battletoads >He nods, bitting his lip and shaking his head at the same time >"Let me guess, 4chan?" he says to me indignantly >I nod, awaiting a s--- storm >"Tm going to beat that little s--- senseless, when I get home, > He walks out, and a few minutes later Isee a white ford taurus rip out of the parking lot, with the guy flipping off multiple people as he did so -get home later that night to see my gf watching the news >suddenly a news report comes up about a disgruntled father being arrested for beating his son and I knevw >Spaghetti starts to stream from my pockets damn you 4chan Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:30 No.146380283 10/10 would tell at parties Anonymous 07/10/12(Tue)01:35 No.146380697 146380135 Awful waste of good spaghetti, op

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FALLING SPAGHETTI

(*o) Dark Sauce: The Shrekoning I was almost nine years old I was playing Dark Souls, owning all the scrubs I kicked a noob off a cliff I falcon punched a hacker off another Nobody could withstand the almighty power of a +15 broken sword Everything was going according to plan TheyCallMeTheScrubLord.png Suddenly, out of nowhere, someone invades me at the undead burg HolyShit.gif I pull out the big guns I hide under a staircase below crates Zweihander can be seen through the wall from outer space MyBodylsReggie.bmp Suddenly, a naked red female phantom reveals herself I become confused, but also aroused She beckons me over to her I slowly make my way ogre to her Her warmth starts to consume me My d--- is currently on fire She grabs me with her powerful arm and thrusts me onto the g She whispers to herself: "The virginity is strong in this one..." She bends ogre, and prepares to go in deep Suddenly, Spaghetti violently explodes out of my pocket onto the floor It's EVERYWHERE! I tried to recover, but I got meteor smashed into oblivion The merchant started to laugh hysterically The woman proceeded to commit suicide by jumping off a cliff from sheer embarrassment WhatTheFuck.jpeg I kill the merchant's bucket I s--- all ogre the merchant I T-bag the merchant, and shove his bloody katana up his shrektum. As I leave the area, his disembodied voice could be heard > "Thank you kindly! Nehehehehe!” TheScrubLord.exe has stopped working, would you like to send an error report? I can't take this anymore... I roll and perform a tumble buff off a cliff "Only shooting stars break the mold ” >

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