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墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:10 No.302029回画困 File: 1329711044 png-(582 KB, 500x1593, maximum spaghetti.png) Alright, I think Ijust f----- everything up. Should I apologize or is it just f----- or what? God damnit it I hate being such a social retard hey there. did you know what pages to do for mr. fediman? hey! hold on let me check 172 175 only evens sweet. thansk <3 >>302082 >>302128 >>302181 >>302198 >>302214-302240 >>302258 >>302259 >>30228 1 >>302312 >>302338 >>302386-302392 ー302434 >>302457 >>302540 >>302581 >>302614 >>302637 >>302825 >>30288 1 ー302943 no problem, s--- sucks though I still haven,'t done □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:11 No.302082 ■團困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302561囚画画 File: 1329711654 ipg-(39 KB, 320x240, 765.jpg) (50 KB, 640x360, 1329515516754 jpg) yeah hey I think this is the most youve ever talked FULL retard. What the yeah □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:12 No.302 128 0團困 File: 1329711150ipg-(44 KB, 450x338, 1323758235832.jpg) why you always so quiet at school? 墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302614 ■團困 File: 1329711728 jpg-(9 KB, 275x183, laughing n-----.jpg) heh, guess i'm just asleep int hat class most of the time I'm sorry for laughing dude, but wow, that COULD NOT have gone w orse you should sit at me and doms table with us next tomrow!! you can sleep with us, lol you just invite me to sleep with you? lol in class you perv! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302181 0團困 File: 1329711208 png-(16 KB, 286x342, vatgamestop.png) 1] Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302637 ■画 (8 KB, 153x161, 1306196909338.png) SPAGHETTI y would2302029 your cute though ( even let that happen? heh well ok glad i uld help yo so thats how it is? Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302196探画困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:25 No.302825 ■團困 what? what u mean, whats wrong? JESUS CHRRRIISTT ust read? i just said your cute and your all like s--- sorry! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:27 No.302881 File: 1329712020.png-(29 KB, 217x284, 1329332819216.png) JEEEEESUUUSS ...that's it? lol, nm, it's cool Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302214 ■画困 Jesus Christ, man. omg sorry. I mean i like you too, your cute yay! thats what i like to hear i always thought you seem cool your just so quiet, we should do something sometime woah seriously? you mean like fool around I think your goddamn pockets just beat out the country of Italy as the top producer of spaghetti. Uh, I guess in terms of advice, I think you need to draw yourself a big old mental line between flirty and talking about sex | Moose !UzgADXuLIVV 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302259 ■團困 File: 1329711295 ipg-(55 KB, 192x279, 1287258692004.jpg) Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:28 No. 302943回画困 are you tal hough rY ou're son have condoms Dud t sorry, what do you mean? like having sex? i have condoms That ending many times in a row The w-- lol why are talking about condoms i said we should do somethjing like hang out h-------- your a perv her tomorrow that you were out today or me want to hang mous 1329711328 png-(59 KB, 374x367, 1327197304011.png) awkwa ith condoms just in cas' right? I'm not that awkwar uc hould apologise, but no sorry, we don't have to f--- or anything thats beyond f--- ust start e don't have to f---? don't have to 1329712280.jpg-(50 KB, 237x295, 13284264474 | Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:16 No.302338 ■團困 an no, if you dont ess you want to out or or i can eat you out or wle you want, its cool like laughing your ass off over there at me? no, im not i swear, just whatever you want to imean yea i ws jokin about the sex stuff my fucki ing smfw the entire time reading that siona REM IlaluxBKWVf06 02/19/12(Sun)23:31 No.303097回圃困 0 KB, 2048x1536, worry.jpg) ou upgrade your p mous Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No spaghetti e □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302540 ■團困 ate 1329711629 ipg-(11 KB, 200x291, PANIC.jpg) UNEBRO 02/19/1 128欄團困 S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING mfw it just got worse and worse now what t ■ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No.303 134囚團 ou S---

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墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:10 No.302029回画困 File: 1329711044 png-(582 KB, 500x1593, maximum spaghetti.png) Alright, I think Ijust f----- everything up. Should I apologize or is it just f----- or what? God damnit it I hate being such a social retard hey there. did you know what pages to do for mr. fediman? hey! hold on let me check 172 175 only evens sweet. thansk <3 >>302082 >>302128 >>302181 >>302198 >>302214-302240 >>302258 >>302259 >>30228 1 >>302312 >>302338 >>302386-302392 ー302434 >>302457 >>302540 >>302581 >>302614 >>302637 >>302825 >>30288 1 ー302943 no problem, s--- sucks though I still haven,'t done □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:11 No.302082 ■團困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302561囚画画 File: 1329711654 ipg-(39 KB, 320x240, 765.jpg) (50 KB, 640x360, 1329515516754 jpg) yeah hey I think this is the most youve ever talked FULL retard. What the yeah □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:12 No.302 128 0團困 File: 1329711150ipg-(44 KB, 450x338, 1323758235832.jpg) why you always so quiet at school? 墬Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302614 ■團困 File: 1329711728 jpg-(9 KB, 275x183, laughing n-----.jpg) heh, guess i'm just asleep int hat class most of the time I'm sorry for laughing dude, but wow, that COULD NOT have gone w orse you should sit at me and doms table with us next tomrow!! you can sleep with us, lol you just invite me to sleep with you? lol in class you perv! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302181 0團困 File: 1329711208 png-(16 KB, 286x342, vatgamestop.png) 1] Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:22 No.302637 ■画 (8 KB, 153x161, 1306196909338.png) SPAGHETTI y would2302029 your cute though ( even let that happen? heh well ok glad i uld help yo so thats how it is? Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:13 No.302196探画困 Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:25 No.302825 ■團困 what? what u mean, whats wrong? JESUS CHRRRIISTT ust read? i just said your cute and your all like s--- sorry! Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:27 No.302881 File: 1329712020.png-(29 KB, 217x284, 1329332819216.png) JEEEEESUUUSS ...that's it? lol, nm, it's cool Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302214 ■画困 Jesus Christ, man. omg sorry. I mean i like you too, your cute yay! thats what i like to hear i always thought you seem cool your just so quiet, we should do something sometime woah seriously? you mean like fool around I think your goddamn pockets just beat out the country of Italy as the top producer of spaghetti. Uh, I guess in terms of advice, I think you need to draw yourself a big old mental line between flirty and talking about sex | Moose !UzgADXuLIVV 02/19/12(Sun)23:14 No.302259 ■團困 File: 1329711295 ipg-(55 KB, 192x279, 1287258692004.jpg) Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:28 No. 302943回画困 are you tal hough rY ou're son have condoms Dud t sorry, what do you mean? like having sex? i have condoms That ending many times in a row The w-- lol why are talking about condoms i said we should do somethjing like hang out h-------- your a perv her tomorrow that you were out today or me want to hang mous 1329711328 png-(59 KB, 374x367, 1327197304011.png) awkwa ith condoms just in cas' right? I'm not that awkwar uc hould apologise, but no sorry, we don't have to f--- or anything thats beyond f--- ust start e don't have to f---? don't have to 1329712280.jpg-(50 KB, 237x295, 13284264474 | Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:16 No.302338 ■團困 an no, if you dont ess you want to out or or i can eat you out or wle you want, its cool like laughing your ass off over there at me? no, im not i swear, just whatever you want to imean yea i ws jokin about the sex stuff my fucki ing smfw the entire time reading that siona REM IlaluxBKWVf06 02/19/12(Sun)23:31 No.303097回圃困 0 KB, 2048x1536, worry.jpg) ou upgrade your p mous Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No spaghetti e □ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:20 No.302540 ■團困 ate 1329711629 ipg-(11 KB, 200x291, PANIC.jpg) UNEBRO 02/19/1 128欄團困 S--- N----- WHAT ARE YOU DOING mfw it just got worse and worse now what t ■ Anonymous 02/19/12(Sun)23:32 No.303 134囚團 ou S---

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